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My name is Screech Powers.
As you can see, school elections are being held this week.
Gee, I don't know.
As he grew up, he got taller,
Imagine a free trip to Washington DC.
He's awake, isn't he?
I demand a recount.
- Oh, please! - Shh!
it would not be a good idea to start with her.
What would the world be like if a woman ran it?
I want to be your president. Remember my motto,
And furthermore, I propose that we--
you're going to go down in history with George McGovern,
these people got the following write-in votes:
Okay, Zack. Go ahead and run.
We go to the bathroom together!
My body didn't get like this overnight, you know.
- I'm only one vote. - I don't believe this!
Myrtle's the name of my turtle.
Jessie, as your campaign manager and your friend,
For the winner of the student body election, the faculty advisor,
but it's over now.
I'm sorry I hurt you.
Incredible, but true.
Vote for me, okay? 'Cause then we'll take, like,
Then, like, if I'm elected, we're not gonna study, we're gonna party!
Or should I say, President Morris?
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