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I'm sorry.
- I'm one of the caterers. - Oh, hush. No woman of mine is gonna work.
On the brighter side, marriage has probably saved me from a nasty dose of the clap.
demons flying in, a to-do list getting no shorter...
Not that way.
I offered to help. She didn't want my help.
Oh, look. It's Katrika Whatshername. What has she done with...?
"I, Anya,
That's because the dress is radioactive.
- I wasn't the one who stopped touching! - Oh! Maybe, but you weren't touchin' me!
If I hadn't married you I wouldn't have had to hate myself for the last 30 years!
What would I do without you, beautiful?
because I love you
Oh, Anyanka.
You glow.
You know that guy Kevin? If he could clear up the skin problem,
What do you mean, Xander's missing?
OK. Well, nice meeting you.
I'm sorry.
They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train.
but if you're wildly curious...
Yeah, I suppose.
Did you see the guy with the tentacles? What's he? Inky the Squid Boy?
And sometimes I wish I could just make them stop.
I know there's been a lot of loss.
I'm you from the future.
- What do you mean, you're me? - I'm you.
- It's over. - I've memorised this tune, love.
A glimpse of your future, harnessed by magic.
It fit when I picked up the tux. How can it not fit now?
He's half-minister, half-doctor. He's a mini-tor.
It wasn't you I was hating.
And then you hit me with a cocktail wiener, and then you insulted my heritage.
This is a disaster.
Just go ahead. I'll be a sec.
Your friend - the fella with the warts -
Maybe. I dunno. Maybe I'm just happy.
- I'm so sorry. I didn't want to show you. - What happened? What was that?