Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[clears throat]

You look... manly.

And I've been thinking,

He's a big payday,

So, you're either an honest slut or a lying slut?

-What? No! -Eww.

Back off, bitch.

[rock music plays]

Latin club, the "Straight-Straight" Alliance.

-[groans ecstatically] -...a multitude... of... sin..."

He's not there.

with other extracurriculars like Young Republicans, Forensics,

Take one of me like this.

I'm sorry, what?

Oh, you too, sweetie.

So, you want to keep working with us?

All right, new deal.

[chuckling] All right. Well, we will see y'all at home.

After this, can we get Chick-fil-A? I am so hungry.

Disappointment is beyond what your father and I feel right now.

This year's Fellowship student leader is...

I like you girls. I do.

[Sterling] Oh, my gosh, it's totally him.

Because y'all crack me up.

And you're struggling on your path with the Lord,

y'all will get paid.

to be waterfront property by the year 2030.

I think we should pray...

You know, you're lucky I didn't use my gun.

so when she passes, he'll confess.

Hey. Put that back.

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jenson. Y'all are looking sharp.

-[both] Eww. -Jesus.

What are y'all in the mood for?

You are good and gracious,

Good doing business with you.

Aren't they precious? I wish Frank would date one of them.

We had such a productive time

because I'm going to be so busy this year

seeing as... Luke and I just had sex.

Oh, great point, Mom.

[girl] Go ahead.

Freeze, Jethro.

Sterling, who am I?

What an honor. Um...

What about you?

He just happened to be at the bar? Motels don't have bars.

[Jennings] All right, well...

and they're open late.

Honestly, Blair, is there not another way we could get the money?

Nature's lube, you need to know that.

It's where a group of guys called The Bourbon Club meet.

and what's more, you didn't even tell us about crashing it.

Yeah, that was-- that was super dope.

-What is--? -Hey! What you waitin' on?

Or we can clock him in the head with this pistol?

The Men's Parlor. I know.