Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[both groan ecstatically]
[Strawberry Wine" playing]
What?
So chill.
Blair, honey, don't you think maybe you should tie your hair back?
Cool. We know John Stevens.
♪ You get me closer to God ♪
Now, what I really prefer is this Glock 19.
and we can't seem to find him. Do you know where he is?
No, I'm not a wuss.
That's a new move. Uh...
-[man 1] Finally. -[men chuckle]
Good night, guys.
So I'll give you 2K
Oh, Jesus.
Obviously, we call the police and then Mom and Dad--
-Okay. -It's always good
download Fruit Ninja.
-[chuckles] -...and stuff like that, you know?
like a hundred...
-[ringtone on cell phone] -Oh, shit.
God, you're so smart. It's kind of annoying.
makes Christ proud every single day.
I call corners.
Yo, B!
Christian?
No. No. No. No. Yolanda.
[Blair] Yeah. Gave him the old "Wesley check".
that said I was developing nicely.
What kind of bounty hunters drive a hybrid?
[exhales deeply]
[tires screech]
-Yeah. -[woman chatters indistinctly]
You treated it like trash
Getting fitted for Invisalign.
Oh, shit. Yeah.
Yeah! Freeze, motherfucker!
I'm so proud of my girls.
...it's gonna get awesome.
Wait. We're actually... we're good with-- we're good with half.
and the classrooms are just
We have a lot of power in the community.
Okay!
-[groans] -Dude, that dude looks fine.
-Oh, Sterling got Fellowship leader. -[gasps]
that'll be an extra 75 cents.
I've done my research,
-Half. -Yes, we want half.
[girl] You! Stop, you!
We thought that you said that you knew what you were doing.
but this year, I choose the individual
Yeah, well, getting it is half the battle, ah?
Go!
-Intercourse? -Yeah.
Yes, friends.
Are we, like, getting this dude?
-This here's a Mossberg 500. -[cocks gun]
[chuckles] Clearly a boob man.
Yeah, so you can have the address for,
I like the shell lifter placement of the Mossberg better.
I hate you. You'll stink it up with your smelly boobs.
That is fantastic, Blair. What'd you do?
Oh, shit!
Okay?
Owen looks like he's going to die of some old-timey disease.
[tires screech]
-[cell phone chimes] -Hey.
Yeah.
Oh, y'all gonna be sorry.
Hey, Miss Wesley.
-[rock music playing] -That's good good good good good good.
but hear me out. Three weeks with one guy
that He gave His one and only son
The first one's easy, obviously.
That's just common sense.
What was your favorite part?
You know, you're technically three minutes older than me.
You heard what I said, didn't you?