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What if sailing and geometry were secretly the same thing
- Shake it, Helen. - [chorus] ♪ Shake it, Helen ♪
- I was in skates. - That makes it tougher.
It's a little last minute, but sure.
Yes. But also, instead of studying,
For real, congrats on the A, Enrique. [softly] Bastard.
This is the big leagues, people.
- Attagirl. - I guess when life hands you a bean, you--
But I realized a squirrel just nibbled my toe while I was napping.
Everybody wants the bean.
I think we might've given each other makeovers?
♪ We're sailing ♪
All right, Cole. You should probably get started on that laundry.
I kind of am. Ahoy!
and we'll laugh about this someday. Like… [chuckles]
Me too. The fart sounds like a frog. It's good.
for your steamy grossness and pollution,
Until I get back on my wheels, I decided to put up my sails.
Have you been lying about other things? [gasps] Do you not like my meat loaf?
People race little sailboats on the pond. They're radio-controlled.
Meanwhile, Molly's working through her bean baggage.
and I want us to win that cup to rub in his cocky Connecticut face.
They do. They really do. Don't they, Dad? [forced laughter]
Here's the next bean.
Oh, okay. I love it. You distract the security guard while I sneak out.
Yep, it's really great.
- Okay, so it's a little gusty. - You can do it, Cole.
- Molly, you could use that. - Yep, yep. This is my life now.
- What? You're the one who drew it. - Yeah, but you're not supposed to like it.
I don't care if you have to play hockey with Céline Dion, just do it.
♪ Letting squirrels nibble At my nut sock ♪