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because I know who put the turkey in the toilet.
I knew it.
And rolled in cat feces.
Aah! I'm okay.
No. No. Oh, never mind 'cause I haven't been.
Louise, look at you.
I love turkeys!
I'll call you.
a two-day brine,
♪ It's not a navy boat
Oh. You again. Uh... yeah.
I need some peace and quiet.
Mom told me, too.
Oh, my God, he thinks the turkey's Tina.
Think about it.
Yup. Perfect system.
You know I don't go into the bathroom at night
No, actually, I'm a professional cook.
Put your face in it No, I really don't want to
Thanksgiving's ruined.
and me, yep.
No. Just go to bed then.
We don't have any secrets.
Anyone mind if I turn on the news?
Well, you aren't always the most trustworthy person, Linda.
Twice. Same rat, different hat.
Which brings us to Gene
We would like to present our Thanksgiving song.
Thanksgiving is back on!
plus I'm way over the Thanksgiving budget.
Hello, hi.
Lin! Lin! What the fuck happened? What the fuck happened? What The Fuck?
Is this a bathroom party?!
Louise, whatever you're planning, do not do it.
You were worried about Tina growing up
No.
and I believed Dad's theory
No, Louise, I don't want to be put in a toilet.
I guess I'll just never trust any of you again,
That's it! No one's done a song about gravy.
Hey, I told you guys not to tell anyone I told you.
Tina wouldn't do something this immature.
Is that a confession, Mom?
It's special since we're having Teddy, Mort...
I'll be in your... ♪ Song...!
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