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Yeah, the same dream over and over.
There was something in the toilet, and I sat on it.
The real turkey will be downstairs in the walk-in.
Whoever's doing this, I'm not going to let you win!
Hey, Teddy, Mort, come on, what are you doing?
Ha! Thank you.
You’re Not Scaring Anybody Anymore” Whatever You Are
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
I knew it. I can see it.
Come on, come on, yeah, here we go.
I'll talk to you later. Get out of here!
Things are not going great with Tony.
whoever did this, I am granting you a full pardon.
Ha, I did it, I did it!
It's the end of the world!
'cause our guests are gonna love my Thanksgiving song!
Oh, provocative! That's it. I...
So, do you know who did it?
God, I... I do. Let me set you up. I'll tell you what.
Gene, Linda, no song.
like the time I dreamt about a dolphin
♪ It's the gravy boat ♪
Wait. Are you gonna throw that one out?
Oh, my God. What are we doing?
like that time you peed in the theater during Jerry Maguire.
No, let's just have sex until liquid shit sprays out of my fucking asshole
And that leaves Louise,
I was spending too much time at work.
I'm not canceling Thanksgiving. Yay.
That one's got crazy eyes.
Take one of the allergy pills I got you!
I’m Gonna Hover You Over The Fucking Toilet
♪ Savory sailor folk
Oh, Bob, what's with the two turkeys?
It's coming at you. All right, get out.
Just sittin' there.
It did sound like that, Bob.
Huh. That doesn't explain
Say it. No, Bobby, no, it wasn't me.
I caught over! Bobby!
Oh, my God, Bobby, don't you see?