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because someone took my kidneys.
I can't believe I gave you 40 bucks for that thing.
Mi vida, it's not that bad.
I talked to fascinating people,
Which is different than ex,
The fuel Gauge is broken, so you're gonna have to trust me on that.
♪ when you walked out the door and walked out of my life ♪
Pardon me a second.
We are so late. Just try.
I was a driver and gunner in Baghdad.
Actually, I do.
Just yesterday, I took the bus to the farmer's market
Congrats on the new car, Alvarez.
Okay, mom, this is not just a car anymore.
You know, sometimes I'll get in early and hang out with the mechanics
This is supposed to make your skin glow.
I need a male presence to pretend to be my...
And we were happy.
Oh, I know.
There's a part of you that actually thinks the world stopped dancing
I need to get a new phone number.
I am a badass!
'cause I ain't no punk! Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey, they also gotta see that you didn't just get out of a women's prison.
Yeah, but the good news is you're getting a new car, right?
I think it's time, Alvarez.
"Experienced latina will make your body do things you didn't know it could"?
Got a lot of memories in here.
'Course you can, you just need to do a little research.
It was terrible.
- It's hard to find women who get me. - Oh, me, too.