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Hector's looking at it now.
And you're gonna tell me that you're married to that haircut?
Uh-huh?
not impress a white girl with dreadlocks who likes flat asses.
Yeah, I got bigger fish here, Penelope.
And at sunset, your papi bet me $5 that he'd marry me.
and I'm gonna say, "here's what's up."
I hate to say this, but this is husband work.
- You should come to the group. - Maybe I will.
That is the flier for my dance classes.
Mrs. resnick's still got it.
So I totally fudgin' get that.
and she's bringing her therapist, and lawyer and life coach.
He was a good one, too.
Then he's gonna do that thing where he talks to the guy.
"Let's get mani-pedis."
Tomorrow I'm gonna buy a car, and so that I don't get screwed,
Okay! I hate the bus!
You've trained to rappel out of helicopters.
I haven't even shown you guys the best part.
♪ Undo this hurt you caused ♪
No, I gotta be tough. They gotta see that I ain't no punk.
It's workout clothes you cannot sweat in.
Talk to me, Alvarez.
you know, to help atone for the environmental devastation
♪ say you'll love me again ♪