Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? It's true.

Anyway, this Honda cr-v is an lx. It's got low mileage.

I'm sorry to bring it up.

How was the crusade today?

But as a crusade, yes.

I tell it like it is.

Then why are you lyin' about that guy being your husband?

I can't get rid of this car.

Hey! Get off your cousin this instant! Penelope pulls Jack off a sobbing Elena.

It's happenin', Alvarez.

You owe me $30.

♪ undo this hurt that you caused ♪

they are quoted a higher price.

You wouldn't think you want a warm butt... but you totally do.

- Mom, today was the best day. - Ooh!

Great! That's so great! We're gonna go tomorrow, okay?

And it wasn't safe in the house.

It's the end of the month and it's the best time to negotiate.

It'll probably be 20 minutes before a tow-truck gets here.

'Cause Mrs. resnick kind of smells like a gas leak in Hawaii.

She taught me how to salsa. She was amazing.

That's what I said, sheet.

Until, finally, one night, I had to take those keys away from him...

So, what should we do to pass the time?

low mileage, no upsell, for the bluebook price,

Who turned on the ac?

- Husband? - I was gonna say "dad," but sure...

Okay, well, what exactly needs replacing?

Mmm-hmm. I could use a fill-in like nobody's business.

- Oh, sorry. - No, it's okay.

I already sold you the car.

I'm just saying, I got tricks to get people on my side.

Zero interesting words.

You should've seen Schneider. The other parents were obsessed.