Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and, uh, have a nice selection of pastries for him.

You're not gonna do that.

Text and tell him you've been in an accident.

Medical results, rejected Costco applications,

Under the steamroller!

Don't sign anything until you have someone with glasses look at it.

And it was worse than I could have imagined.

Well, I'm off to bed, Titus.

- So he'll be single? - Oh!

Also, why is one of your shoes a cut-open beach ball?

I miss Russ so much.

Tomorrow at 7:00 a.m., you can find Mr. Dufrene

I know it seems like you're just having fun,

- Streaming residuals... - Wait! Sesame Street!

Thanks for helping me move into Sesame Street, Mr. Frumpus.

A divorce so he can get remarried.

I spent the last 24 hours on the phone with that sicko.

I've been filling my days with the most awful things.

Oh, no! Here come accident!

I feel like that 12-year-old

your views on Italians?

I told myself I would do anything to get this gig,

Opening unlocked doors and going outside

then I'd forget about my stupid hang-ups

What a disaster.

But a condom full of heroin exploded in my stomach,

What? No. Who's this?

Don't let anyone see that.

Bobby, sweetie,

shove cookies in my mouth without chewing.

That sometimes works.

Goddamn millennials!

Everything that you just said is fun stuff I can't do now.

you guys must be dying to... touch butts?