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You didn't go to high school because I kidnapped you.
I'm not stuck in the past. I just hate the present.
Nice try. I know that means Voldemort. Now I know he's single.
Maybe when I'm done, thank you.
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
Sign 'em and get 'em back to me.
it's that what I've been shouting at bus drivers
vanity plates you ordered while intoxicated.
But then I had to eat all my paychecks.
Everyone just vapes each other now.
♪ H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P ♪
I'd say hello, Titus, but I'm saving my voice
It's just, you know how you always said in the bunker
but he used to torture me.
Why don't our shins have butts?
running around the abandoned tuberculosis hospital,
Rice Krispies is a natural and nasty proud sponsor of Five Nights at Freddy's High School.
I had, like, a far out idea for the new Gordon...
Child work rules were very different in the '70s.
I know. I can barely look at myself in the mirror.
You Guys Must Be Dying To... Touch Butts?
Through!
then you wake up, and it's two rats fighting over a hard-boiled egg
Um...
Kimmy. Kimmy!
I brought photocopies of a dead bird.
You expect me to help you?
a year.
Mikey believed in me.
He's the worst monster of all.
This is so frustrating!
Uh-huh, from... you-know-who.
And I wouldn't even have any meatloaf first.
What's he worth? Is his penis weird?
but you let someone back in your life who's...
Gosh Almighty, who you may know from,
But I've known you since 1964.
because apparently one of us decided to claim a marital tax credit
But someone in the state of Indiana is taking it pretty seriously,
Withhold that signature, and now it's his turn to feel everything you felt...
Crumpets and Cheerios,
is because I don't think we should see each other...