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My apartment's so big, I can... Gosh dang it!
Kimmy, even a state school costs $20,000...
I don't know, Italian ceilings?
I had to join a Muslim gang and a white-power gang.
And I will not fail,
Oh, girl, nothing good ever comes in a big brown envelope.
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that!
Those pastries were supposed to be for all day.
Are they in the mail yet?
Do you, Titus?
Mrs. Wayne? Pfft!
Who, me?
Hi, Sister Kimmy!
- What? - Hmm.
I got to break up with him. It's getting too dangerous.
- Places! - Oh!
and congratulations on all your success.
But now that we're done, we can go get ice cream.
I can't disappoint him.
Think about it. I'm running for District Council.
He's a Durst.
But how do I get it from him?
And he won't be back for another two months.
No. No! I take it back.
So that's why your ears are red.
Wait… Burpees are not baby burbs ?
No, no, no. This isn't my phone. I'm trying to call Kimmy.
You fall asleep, dream you're French-kissing Ryan Seacrest,
Which means now you're the one in control.
about money and failure,
I can't figure out what I'm supposed to do with these divorce papers.