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Then why were you gonna leave?

You cannot stay here, Mother.

I'm about to leave for the open house

It was very distressing. Every mother's worst nightmare.

I have Earl Grey, and you loved Earl Grey first.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, that's got to be a

Well, it depends.

Look, if you think of an inspiring, romantic,

He jumped off the roof, so I jumped, and then, crack!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, look right, Jane, look right.

And he loves me, too.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But Xo couldn't help her

when she saw that way he looked at her,

And then, nothing. She didn't write back.

But she's not gonna change.

Which brings us here, now.

and something just disappeared

I bought you a new jacket to wear.

Exactly. Michael's your past, Rafael is your future.

and I am so happy that you sent in the divorce papers.

Ugh, I'm sorry.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, come on!

Peer pressure.You could've died.

No. No, no, no, no...

divorce Michael, stay with Rafael.

You can't abandon your poor mother.

P... Permanently?

my worst nightmare was turning into my mother;

Jane, stop sending me to voice mail.

Mommy! Michael came back from the dead!

PETRA: Where the hell is Jane?

And you really don't need to sleep here.

Really, Lorenzo Lamas?Truly.

You and Petra? Damn!

Do you need anything else?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Maybe a little too much like old times.

Ellie, wait. I need money.

you're not so disappointed I'm not someone else.

Nobody will give me clear advice,

I know that I can't be happy without you."

will not let her own mother sit here

so beautiful to look at for my last session.

What are you looking at, Parrot?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Actually, friends,

I have breast cancer.