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Not my finest hour.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And from one nightmare to another.

stay around was a bad idea.

I have to pick up Rafael.

JANE: Everything has changed.

Then you need to help me figure out what to write back to J.R.

or sheer coincidence, Jane saw him.

You just kissed the new lead agent

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know!

But alas, she had other priorities.

Look, I want you to take the lead here,

Does he still love me?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: How about straight up?

But Mommy said you weren't coming and Bisa was.

I thought my shift started at 10:00, but I was on at 9:00.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw.

You're not getting a dime! Get out or...

Exactly, Steve, and...

for my darling?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, not for long.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And suddenly, friends,

Hope that's okay.

I need this to be your best writing, Jane.

I plagiarized that last part from a letter

I forgot about Grandparents' Day at Mateo's school.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I agree, she should get some rest

So sorry, hon. I can't imagine how horrible you must feel.

and after, she mailed those divorce papers.

Hey. So, uh, how did the visit go

What pirate? I didn't hire a pirate.

Jane, are you there?

I feel like things are getting back to normal.

Sorry, didn't see you there.

Yes, I did pretend to be blind

when they want maximum emotional impact.

before I gave you a cent.

of the kids speaking about their grandparents.

You can stay here, for now.

Perhaps, but that could take months,

I just wish somebody would tell me what to do.

Personally, I think it should be a national holiday.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Actually, she pushed it out the window.

but I was drunk when I did it,

To Jorge. To Jorge!

J.R., I mean it,

So much for keeping

and I didn't want to make a life-altering decision

because tomorrow, when Jane finds out

But on the other hand, it's not that simple.