Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

some bacon-wrapped scallops?

Josh! Shut up, man!

and now an "I told you so"?

just pick up one of the blue phones around campus.

So, Josh, how'd you break your ankle?

Get it on the first ring!

Also, it's dark, so I can't be sure,

I feel like I got to do something, man!

The total money is a lot less, but I'm paid...

Omar, Benyamin, Chinese peasant.

You know it, baby.

Remember, Smith, he's not your friend.

Let him go to his car!

You kids about to play ultimate frisbee on the quad?

Great. That way, they'll know we come in peace.

Not while you're under my care.

And if you change your mind about me signing your cast,

You're looking at the newest campus security officer

Apology accepted.

We got one at H.Q.

N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

You here to party?

Let's hear him out! Some of us got here late!

Code 6. I'll go write 'em up.

I wonder where it goes.

Well, that and rapes.