Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cale?
Kidding aside, I gotta say something. Uh, we break your balls about the league...
And those guys are great.
I told you in confidence that we were trying to have another baby.
Star running back LaDainian Tomlinson of the San Diego Chargers...
- You wanna hold it? - lf I have to.
- I don't trust him, look at that shirt. - I don't trust myself in my heart.
Because I already got a party bus.
- They think I'm funny... - Settle down a bit, we're gonna...
Follow me.
- It's just a phase she's going through. - A phase?
- Have a seat. - Is it just like grab a plate and then...
Whoa, I thought I was Ellie's godfather.
- I know you're gonna beat me. - I dominate the waiver wire.
- Why would you wear that? - I don't know.
- That was shit. She has shit in her hand. - Mm-hm.
- Oh, I had so much fun. - Good.
Oh, dude, I am going to crush the Hammer.
- Oh, merci. - Here, let me taste, let me taste.
Yeah, Pete needs him.
This is like Freaky Friday. Like, Kevin has gone into Andre's body.
Starting, good shape.
- She's going, she's on the 15. - Don't do it.
- Two small ones but I'm trying to use them. - I do admire that.
That smells delicious. You're a good helper, Taquito.
- You want us to bring anything? - Yeah.
I was breaking up with my other league.
- Andre, I thought maybe this week... - Whoa. What'd you call me?
It's a long lunch, and we have lots of food coming out.
...my bedazzled Ed Hardy skinny jeans up over my legs."
- Weird to you at all? - This?
- Checking out these books. - Yeah?
- She is so well behaved. - She is so smart.
So in horse racing, oftentimes they'll bring in a lesser horse...
I don't know who's got Glen Coffee.
When the guy's right, he's right. Knows what he's doing.
No way. ...and you know you did do it...
Okay. Well, we'll see.
- I'm sorry. Heh. I'm so sorry. - All right? Hey, it's cool.
- Is this serious? - I love it.
Bradshaw on the phone, LT on the field.
Who you talking to?
He sounds like a Civil War general.
No, my Uncle Pete had his larynx taken out. He talks through a hole in his neck now.
- Are you dealing now? What's happening? - Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Glen Coffee? - Yeah, who's got Glen Coffee?