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- That's nice. - All this can be fixed.
- I don't know if I have security clearance. - I don't.
- No, we're not sharing Cale. - No, I'm not...
- Don't even. - Refresh!
Gonna hang out with Ellie all day. It's gonna be awesome.
Andre Potter and the Fantasy Stone is coming for you
You better be careful, my lady...
It could happen to anyone, all right?
Dre. What's up, man?
- I mean, look at him, he's a Cale. - I hate you.
...I'm gonna move into your house.
- This is bullshit. - Abide by the pause.
- Exciting. - No, you sit down.
All the Purell in the world not gonna fix that.
- Oh, here we go. Back it up. - Back it up.
Is there a problem?
You guys are in for quite the treat. Lots of yum-yums for your tum-tums.
- Watch out, it's piping hot. - Awesome.
FUN WITH FECES
I'm running to the bar to watch the games with the guys.
You were out on the phone earlier.
- It's a miracle. - Cut the crap, buddy, all right?
I've read about this before. It's like fun with feces.
...while I'm out here drinking beer and watching football?
Beep, beep.
...and now everyone wants to smell me. So smell it?
- Can you change your dog's name? - This dog's real, your baby's hypothetical.
Let us all anoint our hands before we touch the baby Jesus...
- What's that name? - Moral.
- So Taco's essentially your teasing stallion? - Nailed it.