Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...like in Communist Russia. - This is gonna be, like, football Gestapo.
Kort in that other league
There's maybe even a dungeon. You got a guy down there.
- And one other thing, you hear me? - What's that?
Hi, this is Pete. I'd like to speak with Terry Bradshaw, please.
- Don't laugh. - Yeah, laugh it up.
Who you talking to?
- Here. All it needs is for you to try it. - Ahh.
- No, that's Germany. - They both got it done.
- I don't respect the pause? - You did not.
- It's beautiful. - How'd your mom like the christening?
- You smell that? - What?
- Boom, boom, boom! - Boom, boom, boom!
- Yeah. - Yes, you know, you are.
Look, my wife is in the mood to cook a Sunday lunch.
Okay, this is a good one. Um...
Hello.
I knew it. Go ahead, laugh.
- Lunch turned out so delicious. - Mm-hm.
- Oh, yeah, buddy. - All right.
You think I'm gonna let you cheat your friends just so you can win?
- I do not have a great butt. - You do have a great butt.
- Yeah, my wife's gonna be at my house. - Oh, cool.
Fantastic.
Nope. Uh-uh. That's not lunch.
- Ellie, you wanna meet Jeffrey? - Come here, sweetie.
- Doesn't bother you? - Does it bother me...
Who did you go with for godparents?
- What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
- What does that mean? - Back it up.
And if memory serves, I believe that's a turd.
- We're missing everything. - Abide by the pause.
Do you have, like, an emergency spider vein, or a tit popped or something like that?