Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah. Ask me anything. - MAN: Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
I'm here to take you to the show.
and we go check out a strip club.
- ...is my uncle. - What?
I guess you could say I take from a lot of artists.
It's my dad's party, he runs Lougle.
It's the Ark of the Covenant.
and destroyed half the waterfront... (EXHALES)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL GASP)
Well, I mean, he's your dad. Honor, maybe?
Oh, wow. Look at you.
Lou, you can't be here, 'cause you're jeopardizing your future.
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
Uh, was that book a dictionary?
Ah, technically, that's more of a blink.
and the land is in dispute because the llama needs to graze?
It's actually an issue of fidelity.
Okay, be nice.
(LAUGHING)
you're all a bunch of fucking morons!
The lyrics I made up were original.
Stay with me. Look at me. Look at me.
No one's ejaculated.
Check it out. Pure nitrotrinadium.
- It looks beautiful. - Oh, shut up, you dumb slut.
He stole it.
I look like fucking shit.
Lou...
I mean, we get it. E equals MC squared.
Adam... Adam Yates. Yes, he rounds out
Wait, who said anything about a dress?
That car tried to run me down on purpose.
It's your best friends in the whole fucking world!
Oh! Oh, Well...
You look like...
What's that in your pocket?
Sounds like it.
That's hilarious. Why would I kill you? I love you, man.
(ADAM SCREAMING)
All right, you know what? Forget it. You're right, that's fair.
Excuse me?
Was it... Was it something you did?
I can't! I can't do it! I gotta go. Let's go.
Whoa! Nobody got raped.
- Fuck it, wrong house. - Stop.
Eat a bunch of waffles. Very, very nice choice.
Oh, okay.
before dragging his body to the Gulf and...
I'm just a guy looking at a car
- What? - Grab his arms.
I don't wanna have an emotional connection to this moment!
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(CAR REVS)
We're getting married this weekend.
If you combine the right amounts of nitrotrinadium
Is this a dance or something?
LOU: Shit.
(STAMMERS) Yeah, I mean...
Would you go find your murderer?
I mean, I'm not insane.
All rise!
I mean, at the end of the day,
Not anymore.
What was with that crazy phone call last night?
Having a football match right in the middle of the floor.
I'm not that strong.
...and god damn it, he did it again.
- Yeah. - Whoops.
Stop singing the song!
Let's...
dinner and a movie to tropical sex vacation?
I won't listen to this song one more fuckin' time!
Media preferences, Mr. Dorchen?
I burned you.
Have you listened to anything I've been saying?
Lou, I found him.
Yay.
We party till we want to kill ourselves. My dad did it.
- JACOB: Hey, Nick. - Youngblood.
Oh, my God, you guys. This is aws.
BOTH: Power over nature.
Uh-oh.
It's a meme batman
You're a wonderful car and I appreciate you.
we're in a completely different future
Over here! This guy!
I know, okay? I know.
- Wait, the sticker? - Yeah, on the neck.
- His feet? - In his testicles.
NICK: Oh, yeah? Who?
Just tell me. Tell me, am I on Celebrity Subpoena?
- No. - No.
At Gary Winkle's.
Bring me the thing!
- out of his ass... - Boom!
A lot. When I worked for him.
It's the number one show on TV.
This is time.
Everybody do the...
Jesus Christ, do I have to fucking do everything?
That's it.
MALE ANNOUNCER 1: Tune in tomorrow
Strut to the time of the clock
- Obviously. - Yeah.
Oh, fuck! My wedding!
Respect?
This is your revenge to take. Okay?
What do you mean, poor?
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- Homie? - Yeah, I'm your homie.
(SQUEALING)
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- What happened? - It's a lifeline,
Our nitro was missing because it didn't exist yet.
I stole time! I stole the whole ski lodge!
It exists in the past. How can it not exist in the future?
You not buying that land
I don't want to break any rules, get chucked out right away, you know?
- Adam, stay right there. - Stop. Adam!
I turned you into a murderer.
What's going on?
I'm sure they would.
Lovely tuxedo you're wearing.
You look like...
Eeny, meeny, miney, drunk.
- Yeah, I can see that. - No, it's a smart car.
And it always wins.
Does she watch it?
I don't have to tell you where I got my inspiration from, first of all.
KELLY: The nanobots can't find any drugs,
- Come on up here, Lou! - LOU: This is crazy!
I just go where the cars take me.
LOU: Are you having as fantastic a time as I am?
You started an interactive porno division.
Oh, fuck.
(SHUSHES) You can!
Like, I'll finger your dog, I don't care.
But people still eat animals, right?
I totally misread that song. My apologies.
Six years ago, see where it all began.
- Yeah, I miss him. - Oh, you miss him. Yeah, yeah.
(LAUGHS)
I got a feeling.
You look like a turtle crawled out of his shell.
I mean, how was I supposed to know
of metal supergroup Motley Lue,
You find a vulnerable host,
Oh, God, I take it back! I take it back!