Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right.
Yahoo? What's Yahoo?
Look, I'm not flickering. Am I flickering? You cannot say that I'm flickering.
What if that car's my murderer?
(ALL LAUGHING)
Jill's going to kill me. I have to go change.
Yeah, of course. There's Toddler In The Wild,
I'll be making my own mid-morning cocktail from now on, thank you.
- Fuck me! - (COCKS GUN)
The man who will apparently do anything
(CHUCKLES)
I flickered... Why am I flickering?
I was one of Engineering Quarterly's 30 Under 30.
Hey, Courtney. Your tits look fantastic!
What was the second?
This is getting a little dark.
- So, like a four. - One and a half.
Now do the dance!
at some point in their lives.
Who let you in here?
Yeah, you know what? He's right.
That's my butt!
JACOB: (LAUGHS) Oh! Wait, what was that?
Okay. You're right. I apologize.
ADAM: Okay, I'm coming down.
- I'm going to tell him. - NICK: Lou.
I'm sorry. I didn't realize that Adam had guests.
and get over there early for some Bloody Mary-tinis?
NICK: Stay with me, Violator.
I would spike your mid-morning cocktail with a tasteless, but potent sedative.
MALE ANNOUNCER 2: March 26, 2025.
I'm gonna be in the lab, trying to save this company.
(STAMMERING)
It's a ring that turns you invisible and carries with it the power of evil.
When your buddy wont sell the house for $HAM
Let me do this. Hold on.
Right, right.
We need Adam and he's not here.
ANNOUNCER: Dorchen does it again!
BRUCE BUFFER: We are live!
The hot tub doesn't take you where you want to go.
and then you nail him with it.
That's not the only me. You think you're the only you?
No, no, no.
LOU: You're the only one keeping track of important stuff!
So clearly, someone from 2025 will go back in time and shoot Lou.
The new element invented by Brad Syed of Lougle Labs,
It's not that simple, really.
One word, Nick. Fucking amazing...
So you just created your own killer.
and there might be some leakage, okay?
You know what I got that weekend?
the Silicon Valley of the South.
everything happens for a reason?
Sorry, my mistake.
Had to buy it rims to make it go away.
this is The Daily Show with Jessica Williams.
First man to save a President and go into space.
- He's a dick. - Big ol' dick.
It was just a soundstage in New Mexico.
(CAR REVS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Come on! It's just something I say.
Oh, I walked right into that one. Literally.
Let's all get nude and fuck!
And does it all end in tragedy and tears
- Webber Strut! - (ALL CHEERING)
LOU: Holy fuck...
You know what, Adam, I thought about it.
I know you are, buddy! I know!
Textbook.
It's the first Bruce Willis movie we missed.
What is the big deal
It's the best thing that ever happened to me.
Oh, shit. Shit. Look, look, look!
Wait. So all we have to do is go back and Lou's gonna be okay, right?
Exactly.
He's got a real serious drug problem.
We've been together for 10 years. He hardly ever goes out.
Don't fuck with my groove, Terry.
Because of you, Adam just got raped.
All right. Come on. Let's go do some more dumb shit.
Fuck that. Fuck that.
That baby was Superman, Jacob!
That's Raiders of the Lost Ark. You're not even tryin'.
on a completely different timeline.
It's her favorite show.
Love.
I mean, you guys get it, right?
Right, but, I mean, we can't go because we have to solve his murder.
I should listen to you more often, Lou.
(SIGHS)
between two self-driving smart cars in New Detroit.
You know what? I'll give you the first punch, huh?
What?
Oh, fucking bottle service.
about to have to eat a whole bunch of waffles!
I don't care.
It'd be tacky to do it a third time.
I cannot do this.
There you are.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - (LAUGHS)
I can't. I can't do it.
(CHUCKLES) I got it.
SOPHIE: Hey, you.
No, no! Lou, Lou! Stay with me!
- That's impossible. - You heard it.
- but will you sign my Dick Pad? - (WOMAN MOANING)
alongside these future stars?
(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Now, please welcome back the host of the show, Britt McShasaucey!
And I would take you out into the Gulf and feed you to a tiger shark.
Wow, they're really good at your dance.
- He's got that runt ball. - His son hates him.
What do you think about doing a 12-step program with me?
That shit happened.
- What the fuck was that? - Revved up on you.
But why would I wanna kill the man partly responsible
Tighten your shit up, Lou. We needed him.
- Whoa! - What?
Put it down! What do you want, a round of applause?
- Oh, God. - What the fuck?
I'm Lou Dorchen.
- (SIGHS) - God, okay, fine! Fine.
Anybody know a Brad Syed? Report...
How's your relationship with your father?
BRITT: You just got very lucky, my friend,
Motherfucker!
I'm telling you, you guys, you got to get up here.
- opened. - Okay.
JILL: Shut up! This isn't making love!
Great White Buffalo. Yeah.
Really?
I'm Jacob fucking Dorchen! And that means something.
Eat shit, Lou.
I know where he is.
Sometimes it's even guy on girl.
- Oh, so I'm the bad guy now! - Yes!
I feel like that is an important distinction to make.
Except more of a super-high intensity psychotropic drug trip.
BOTH: America!
It's obviously not Jacob.
We'll go all the places that we never got to go, okay?
You just flickered.
Don't drop me!
which, you know, I'll admit, is a sexy side of beef.
Whoa. Where'd that come from?
JACOB: Sophie! Hey! Where are you going?