Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And it shows them how to get out in an emergency,

I had this moment earlier.

There's no one driving that car.

wait for me. You, uh,

Listen, Nick, I get it. You don't have any natural talent.

- (VOCALIZING) - (GRUNTS)

Uh, I don't want to fuck a dude.

I'm Jacob Dorchen.

You know, I just have to tell you, I really love this song so much.

Welcome to The Wink!

I fucking hate you so much, Lou.

You guys are gonna think this is hilarious.

I'm gonna send this to everyone.

If you're gonna sit next to me, I need to know right now,

Missing, you miss him.

No one likes you

Fuck, I don't know.

I was standing right there beside you! I didn't fuckin' shoot him!

I just got one question, Sophie.

Just like I copyrighted that word "well" ... You can t even say that shit without owing me money .

Oh, shit, you guys.

- but we should totally go. - I know.

that ruins the whole street.

You bringing that back?

Something like that. More of a strut.

Don't be a fuckin' pussy!

'Cause we're getting some serious hang-time.

Honey, you're making me seem a little stiff.

I met some friends for life.

Ah, you're adorable.

who have been taken for granted.

NICK: Oh, shit.

Would you guys mind? It would be really, really great

What the fuck is this? ls Adam here?

Don't take it off for 24 hours.

Yeah, man. Hang outwith us, that kind of shit happens all the time.

You look like the guy that owns the one house

You know, all Dorchen men end up on a roof

Hey, jugglers, give my boys anything they want...

- Shit! - What's happening?

Oh, no, no, no. I'm actually kind of on the job tonight.

This is... This is a private party.

This is the best day of my life.

No! She said not to take it off for 24 hours.

Shitty Parenting for Dummies is a solid idea.

Do I need nipple rouge?

I don't think this is real.

Hey, how do they get the people to be on this show?

(AUDIENCE BOOING)

So, nitro is from the future?

Who the fuck's wearing a tuxedo?

Okay, but it is a sound investment this time.

JACOB: Okay, so Adam shoots Lou,

- Do the Strut. - No, I'm good.

I'm sorry. This is just... This is weird.

I'm dropping you! You fell!

LOU: (SCOFFS) Okay.

You're a monster, Lou.

- Stop that. - Strut, strut, strut...

NARRATOR: Lou Dorchen, the legendary lead singer

(SCOFFS) Choozy Boozey.

This is a fuck you to my fiance!

What happens? Do we get waffles?

so the chooser picks a new doozer.

I know what you mean. I...

You're a fucking lunatic!

(TOLLING CONTINUES)

Ladies and gentlemen,

You're a fuck-up, Jacob.

(CROWD CHEERING)

I got a whole closet full of stuff.

How hard is it to understand time travel?

It's almost... Violating.

I'm telling you, man.

I got you... I got you something. It'll be here tomorrow via FedEx.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Actually, Nick's idea about retitling it

Lougle finished trading up 10 points today.

But that means that you and I are first cousins.

We're still demonizing addiction, huh? Like it's some kind of sickness.

Just try the news.

What you gonna do with that?

give me some of the other shows?

(BAND PLAYING JAZZ)

Right. Throwing some football.

I don't want a shotgun to the dick! It hurts so much!

Man, that song is so dumb.

You think she saw Choozy Doozy?

FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Suicide prevention activated.

(ALL SCREAMING)

- (CHUCKLES) - Yeah.

to kill me has been me.

You're acting like it's 2010, for Christ's sakes.

(BRAKES SCREECH)

I'm sorry, Lou.

I found this photo after my mother died.

Hmm. And if you believe that...

- Mmm. - As a palate cleanser, of course.

I'm so comfortable and relaxed right now.

Don't fucking sneak up on me like that, huh?

nightclub, combo, whatever the fuck.

I think it's predestination.

Give me the craziest thing you got.

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

It's gonna be great...

Who the fuck is Kevin Yardley?

Any other questions, or is this interview over?

constitutional right to shoot a black car

Ha! Still got it!

Cox N Dix. Flip it. (LAUGHS)

that it would change the fabric of our existence? I couldn't.

I'll take everything!

Okay. Well, I have to find Jill.

What... I'm sorry, what exactly is that?

We do the best that we can.

- You have to go with them. - Uh...

It's my duty to live up to the throne.

Good for you, buddy.

I fucking hate you, Kelly.