Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh-oh! Electric Ladybug, huh?
Wait! Don't go with Adam!
What's going on?
So you didn't murder me?
As long as we're coming clean, I fucked Marilyn Monroe.
Because when Hurricane Beth came through
Just walked up to him. (CLICKS TONGUE)
like just a member of the pack.
Because this is...
- Damn it. - Lizzie.
I love this shirt. My shit is fly.
People would love to see the Strut in person.
I'm sorry. Can I just get rid of this thing?
JACOB: Hey, just think of it this way.
What're you doing? You up in heaven? Raping angels?
This show's still got it.
Hello?
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) - All we have to do is...
Okay, bye, honey-
Yeah, do the dance.
tech company in the world?
Like, you can't hurt its feelings.
I will not.
I mean, you got... You got a plan or something.
You took most of the doors out and put beads up, Lou.
...but they never showed. Left me hanging.
Now, see, this is that future shit I'm talking about.
You guys, last night,
(LOU GROANING)
Oh, stop it. You're gonna make milk come out of my nose.
(EXCLAIMS) Oh, shit!
The jeweler walking in Monday trying to avoid whatever issues the CAD designer is creating
that Lougle cannot continue down this path.
Or just did anything, just the two of us?
- Hey, babe. - Hi.
I did move on, Lou. I got clean.
You always wanted to be the one fucking that tiger!
Well, that's why I moved us to New Orleans, Brad,
This is Celebrity Choozy Doozy!
- Yeah. - It's the perfect plan.
Crazy call? What do you mean?
That's 10,000 volts of electricity coursing through the suits
You know what I mean?
- All right. - (SIGHS)
Just stay with me here. Just stay with me.
I probably invented it.
Oh. Hmm.
- You're a fucking nerd - You're a nerd. You're a nerd
Okay, sure, I thought about it.
Anyway, the Repairman said
Stick him! Stick him!
Please.
If I was going to kill your dad, it wouldn't be with a gun.
You ever wish we could go back for one more dip?
It is only 12 blocks from the river.
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
I'll get you an interview.
No, you're my best choice!
JACOB: I know, right? NICK: How?
Okay, if this is the most popular show,
(GIGGLES)
Put your arms up for a sec, like that.
Now, please welcome back
NICK: Choose waffles.
DJ: (LAUGHS) Hey, yo! Check this out!
So you weren't gonna go back to 2015 and shoot him in the dick.
I'm sorry. Fraud is the wrong word. Lie?
you just mentioned, it exists.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Classic Lou.
I am so tired of solving your problems.
- I didn't get... - I know what it...
A billion fucking dollars.
How did you know my...
I'm willing to do that. I'm willing... I'll eat the waffles.
What? What?
NARRATOR: Still struggling to find his own place in the world,
LOU: You know what?
It's on at 7:00 on Sunday nights against Butthole Nation.
Okay.
(GUESTS CHEERING)
I gotta admit I kinda like this.
Oh. Uh...
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Some of us have achieved our dreams.
- Lou, don't drop me! - I got you!
that the past is actually the future of the present we're in right now.
Welcome to our show! We got a very, very exciting
I've seen my future.
wouldn't it be, like, the theme of the whole book?
Man, I wish Adam was here. He'd know what to do.
and then uses the hot tub to escape somewhere in time.
Ooh! Very scary!
Not in the dumpster. I owe you 50 bucks.
You don't have to touch it that hard.
- Right? - Yeah.
MAN: Move!
And no one likes you
HEY-
Use time travel for more important reasons.
No, no!
That's fair to say, right?
The fuck are you still doing here?
So I guess you came here in hot tub time machine, too.
We have that. Even that retarded Venn diagram
No, it was... You know, it was virtual.
I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here, right.
You can't even say that shit without owing me money
Oh. My nametag.
Guys?
(LAUGHING)
(SIGHS)
Right? On this special occasion,
JACOB: Come on, Lou, you got to earn it.
What do you want?
- Oh? - NICK: Burn.
I'm coming in.
You're my chief mixologist!
No!
Go ahead! Hit me!
that there is a force or something holding the strings
Oh!
Yeah. Brad, do your thing.
Nice. Looks like I turned the company around.
I've just ruined my own life.
- heroin, speed, ice... - Yes. Yeah.
You know, you're not gonna be super welcome there,
Not interested. Pass.
Will you cover for me?
(SCOFFS) As a joke! Come on, you guys get that.
You guys are hilarious.
(CHEERING)
Horseradish.
A new synthetic element has been developed.
(SCREAMING)
- Well... - Yeah. But, hey...
Prove it.
Listen, Adam, I'm sorry, I gotta be a stickler on this.
Go ahead.
Really?
just so they can be knocked down perfectly
(ALL GASP)
I don't know. I hope so.
Fuck him in the face. Right in the fucking face.
Hi. Can I help you?
Well, yeah, clearly I have a problem with this show.