Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's gotta be around here somewhere!

It's how it works.

- Brad never liked me. - No?

What it means is, at the present, your tub here is just a tub.

All right! Put it in slow!

It's called fashion, Lou.

It's not a party unless it's a Gary Winkle party.

Shut up! How does it work?

Just came to me.

Hey, Lou, you want to go see Looper?

Thank you very much for that, Gill!

And, while you slept, I would wait the nine hours

So this is him, right? This is my dad?

would be like and now... Now I totally know.

What... Oh, God forbid a couple of friends

(SOFTLY) I'm so sorry.

for the challenge round.

- There it is. Yeah. - Oh, okay.

- so she's not your wife. - Yes, she is!

Oh, no, no, no. I'm...

- See you at the club? - Right.

bitches when bitches when yeah bitches

- Put this in his mouth. - (ADAM GROANS)

You have two things, a record and a fucking nickname.

That means in a minute, Lou's going to

Duck Fucking Dynasty!

I mean, look, this is grotesque.

Yeah, I guess a six-year-old would say that.

can't express their brotherly love for each other!

And Brad's going to Adam's wedding.

Wait a second. Nick?

Just lousy with statues, and the...

Lou, you tried to push me down the stairs last week.

You know what? I'm coming down, too! Yay!

it technically hasn't happened at all.

Well, clearly, he's not fuckin' dead,

I don't know. I'm getting married tomorrow,

Not honor. I mean, that falls kind of with respect and admiration.

because you were almost

Man. That tub, huh?

Hey, enough with this dad stuff. Call me Lou.

- and get titty-slapped? - Okay.

(SOFTLY) Hey, honey, guess where I am. Just guess.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

- It does not exist. - Who cares?

Think your old man can get in on a little of this action? Or...

Always pack a bag.

Just kidding, guys. I'm up here. What's up?

Guys, I'll be there in one second.

I can't miss my gig.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

The sooner you choke to death on it, the sooner I get all this.

I'm not going to look, Lou.

I'm just gonna make it easier on you. Look.

That Jacuzzi time machine thing, is that real?

Why didn't I blow off steam? I have steam to blow off.

What the fuck's wrong with everybody?

The best idea shall prevail.

Cut! Let's reset. Do it again.

who had a couple of great ideas

Let me hold this open. I'll hold this open.

do you have a problem with this show?

Oh, God! Oh, my God!

that holds the keys to our very existence?

Everybody do the

And, you know, call security.

- Cool, huh? - Whoa.

Just kill me and put us both out of our misery?

He made it real big with his bestselling novel,

Say some more stuff! Say something else!

What's happening to him?

Oh, like that would be the craziest fucking thing

That coat-check girl is rude.

I love you, buddy.

Because that's called intellectual property

Don't let the lack of a door hit you on the way out.

I told you to stop saying that!

You're. My. Best. Choice.

Baby Adam got away.

We'll give him more time.

- Lougle is at a crossroads. - Whoo!

Holy shit! Did you see that?

And that's... That's not a turn of phrase,

I mean, I know you've fallen on hard times.

Guy tries to divorce a llama,

What are these? I don't care.

I ejaculated inside of you.

- Don't listen to him. - Why?

I guess we were too late.

All right. Okay.

- Nick Webber! - (AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Yeah. It's like Lawnmower Man.

He didn't even have a bachelor party.

Yeah, yeah. He's a monster.

His hair's breathtaking.

Oh, I don't know about you guys, but I feel way better.

Hey, Nick Webber. Do the dance.

I have not listened to any of it.

It's kind of a hard concept to...

But I wouldn't use a gun. (SCOFFS)

to making Lou Dorchen's vision a reality.

What do you say we kick this day in the pants

I motherfucking miss him.

Okay. Someone needs to find a chill-out tent.

This is dedicated to those who never got to be,

(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

(GRUNTS QUESTIONINGLY)

You're a great listener. I should have married you.

promoting her Meryl Streep biopic, Streepin' It Real.

Get the fuck out of the street!

Long story short, the caterer did talk us into the Chateaubriand,

- Come on! - NICK: Baby Adam

BOTH: Great White Buffalo.

I'm a bald person.

Fuck a dude. Fuck two dudes.

"I have definitely given a back alley blowjob."

Nick-nack-paddywhack! Give a dog a what?

Like Terminator.

I gotta talk to Courtney. I'm... I don't know.

Look at this. Look, Lou spilled his drink on me

I'm sorry. I dooze what now?

You don't know but you think you know

You sure this is the right place?

- No, he's right. Wait. - NICK: No, no, no.

Can we just move on?

No, no, no, no, no! This has got to end now.

Oh, God! Oh, God!