Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It feels so personal. - Mmm.
I'm Adam Yates Stedmeyer.
Hmm? Mmm...
- What? - I'm walking.
I bet there's not a person in this room who,
Mr. Webber.
Wait... Hey, hey, Lou, what do you think about,
I'd like to help him.
Thank you, Jacob, for making sure we don't starve to death.
Boom! Shotgun to the dick! (GRUNTS)
Okay.
Still haven't found my killer, and there's a car trying to run me down.
Ha! Ah!
which means that here, in the future,
- So you're the butler. - No! (SCOFFS)
Shit! What's Happening?!
Goddamn, it's good to see you, man.
- (PHONE BEEPING) - Hello.
Ten fucking years! It was a bitch to make, dude!
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
You guys should absolutely come to my wedding.
- (CHUCKLES) - Guilty.
Anyway, do you guys want some fresh clothes?
- The fuck? - Yeah, seriously.
(IN DISTORTED VOICE) Bye-bye.
Hey, Nick, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a dick.
What's going on? Lou!
You’re a nerd
(LOU SIGHS)
Really?
Think that'll hold you till later?
Okay. I love you.
We've grown quite a bit over the years, haven't we?
Shoot him? (LAUGHS)
is this toxic power couple named you and me.
Wait, why are you alive?
when your dad gave me the idea for it 10 years ago.
part of the scale.
and you attach yourself and you just fuck 'em all up.
You’re a fucking nerd
LOU: You look like an egg gave birth to another egg.
Lou, if I was going to fuckin' kill you, I wouldn't use a gun, okay?
Um, hmm...
Be very careful, it's my only one. I only trust you with it.
that happens to be in a playground.
Why are you more handsome?
(LAUGHS)
I mean, the way the sun is just dancing off these leaves...
With predestiny, it dictates
that everything that you've experienced and said up to this point is just a fraud?
you're not gonna like this.
You look exactly like a butler.
we're here to stop his future murder.
And our son, consequently.
(CHUCKLES)
- Stop! - (NICK AND JACOB GASP)
Maybe it's a lead. It's a fun lead.
LOU: Right, right, right, right. Okay.
Or we can just go to a strip club. (GASPS)
It's like you shoved a fucking Buick up my butt.
peeking its dick around a corner, snatch it!
(SIGHS) She's one of the good ones, man.
Give me the nitrotrinadium, Brad! Give me the fuckin' nitro!
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
For your information, today I recorded an original piece.
Ah, here we go! Here we go!
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Didn't you see the cocaine? Look, look, look.
- Wait, are you married? - Yeah. Well...
I'm sorry.
Because those are both just hypothetical future scenarios.
I like that. Okay.
I do appreciate you.
Boobs
Ten years of my life.
From Comedy Central's World News headquarters in New York.com,
Not a lot of coats, right? Not a lot of coats.
It's more like a lie.
You're not smart! You're just a car!
- Hey, Adam... - Yeah.
- That is the one. - (SIGHS)
NICK: We gotta go back to the past to save the future.
As a joke! As a joke!
Oh, this room is so much better than the other room.
It's been a minute.
As your head of R&D, I have to tell you
I just want you to know that despite what I said before,
Penis Court is now in session!
Oh, I should shave this, right?
But we went 10 years in the fuckin' future.
Uh, Mr. Dorchen, could we get this board meeting started?
Okay, shut up. I'm at Choozy Doozy.
Well, if it's a Shitty Parent's Handbook,
- Oh. - GARY: Stick it right there.
No, we gotta find Brad.
(BELL TOLLING)
JACOB: So there are no more sex taboos?
I don't think you hear me at all.
It was really stressful. I'm exhausted.
You need a car, one shows up.
Yes, yes, yes, yes! Come on!
MAN 2: Swallow a watch!
I've been in it for, like, three days, and it's really loud.
plenty of truths and more than one dare!
You're a fucking nerd
No.
and asking it to love me.
Hmm. Son!
He's really got to fix his privacy settings.
Oh, the other thing.
but now I'm Zero Under Fuck Me!
I don't wanna go to your sister's either.
- You're my best choice. - You're my best choice.
and a murder mystery? Yes, of course it does.
You okay, buddy?
(IMITATES COCKING SHOTGUN)
Who's a nerd now, motherfuckers, huh?
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
don't take a shit in a sandbox
Whoa.
Did you just say high five instead of high-fiving?
Why aren't you fucking that doggie?
Oh, this is some stupid shit.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
- How does it work? - This!
Hey, listen.
The nanobots are attacking the narcotics.
will you just keep an eye on him?
A little help here.
Look at your dad.
Why are you alive? We're in the future.
Yeah, what the fuck?
This is my favorite part!
If they're not gonna say it, I will.
then you tell them to go fuck themselves.
That's... Who would do that?
I'm going to kill you before you can kill me again!
(GASPS)
I knew it.
I promise you,
to have my father at the wedding.
Just like I copyrighted the word well,
(SCREAMING)
How about a fucking spoiler alert?
Oh, hell, no!
Come on.
Or we don't have to do any of that
ALL: Celebrity Choozy Doozy!
BOTH: Hot tub time machine.
So come on, it's a party, right?
You want me to do the dance?
We found our mini-cake bites.
me when
(CHUCKLES)