Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And no one likes you
Adam took the nitro. He's going back to 2015 to kill you.
Don't mess with a winning formula, huh?
All I know is that hot tub made me a king.
but she's my only sister, and we never go visit her.
- If you want to use the metaphor again. - LOU: It's an impulse buy.
Make the world a better place.
- Mommy? - No, I'm not your mommy.
Hey. There's something trying to kill us here.
- (BRAKES SCREECH) - Holy shit!
No, no, no, no, no.
He told them he's gonna build them a bomb.
You think everything is like Terminator.
(GASPING)
Or at least arrest someone.
What are you doing up there?
What is that?
It just shows big buildings falling down, and...
Oh, my God, right.
Oh.
I'll take just an apricot sliced into fours. And a kiwi.
with the two of you boys sleeping together?
Horseradish station. That's right. We're gonna have the white and the reds,
Get me some champagne.
JACOB: Oh, man, I wish we could, but we're doing, uh...
All right. Everybody, get in.
(CHUCKLING)
I'm not gonna let you fall, I promise.
I tried to call you, like, a hundred times.
- He probably had an okay reason. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
All right. All right. Uh... (CHUCKLES)
Holy fuck, I'm your butler.
- BOTH: Great White Buffalo. - Great White Buffalo.
You thought wrong.
LOU: Whose fucking phone is on?
- I think he's saying tuxedo. - Tuxedo?
Adam murdered me.
Really slow!
ADAM: It's a genius invention.
All right, I can't see you right now,
I fucking hate you, too, baby.
- You want to see the Strut? - Whoa, whoa, whoa...
(ALL LAUGHING)
with specifically heated water in a specialized basin,
The honorable Judge Lou Dorchen presiding.
From Lougle Mansion.
We're on a mission to save your life.
I don't feel like anything bad's going to happen.
You know, it's, like, kind of sweet.
What do you... What do you mean?
Forgot what I was going to say.
who burst onto the world stage out of nowhere
Damn, that's cold.
(GASPING)
You know, tweak some things?
By threatening your own existence.
I mean, that's not even anything that could be in the box.
No, it was a book called Predestiny.
You sure about that?
Bing bong! What's the delay?
- We are so locked in. - Same page.
my eyes
- Oh, my God, that's the one. - That's the one?
You don't look anything like either of those two people.
Are those wooden teeth?
I'm pretty sure that's never been the case at all, ever.
(DEVICE BEEPING)
That pesky little doggie eat it?
Jill?
So what that tells me is
So, are you boys coming up or what?
Now, please welcome back the host of the show, Britt McShasaucey!
That smells like hatred.
So you can beat to death the mystical time baron
- Rip off any pop stars lately? - (FAKE LAUGH)
(MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO)
right in the middle of that future
(SNORTING) Oh, shit!
Yeah, that's not a good look.
There are certain calculations and innovations
Coming to you from the heart of the Bayou.
There was no such thing as nitrotrinadium
Dorchen!
I'm Adam Yates Stedmeyer.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
This is who I've become, isn't it?
Can I take your jacket?
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa...
You're fucking crazy, Lou.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Can you swallow a watch, Nick?
Yeah. They've never seen Back to the Future.
Uh, me and Jill, not me and you guys.
I saw what it said.
Huh. Nothing's really changed.
JILL: Fuck me, Uncle Lou! LOU: Whoa! Whoa! Hold on!
'Cause if we went back in time, you'd be alive.
- Our family's chosen. - Yep.
Somebody's grumpy 'cause they got murdered.
to admit that it is fucking insane.
Please.
My brother works at the NSA and I work for a madman.
Today's my birthday, by the way.
Okay? Don't do it. 'Cause guess what?
ALL: Yeah!
You're not going down that road anymore.
Lou had to fuck your wife in the future,
Even though this is completely ridiculous
I saw his trench coat
It's beautiful.
Jacob Dorchen wants privacy.
When we were carrying you after you got shot,
- You should play our wedding. - (SCOFFS)
JACOB: Until somebody goes back in time and kills you.
Eat a boot? Eat your feelings. Choozy Doozy.
It's easy. You just mash two things up together
American success story, music mogul Nick Webber.
(LAUGHS)
(EXCLAIMS) Look at that.
Listen, you are a key part of this operation, Jacob.
Come down fucking rich. I mean, how did that happen?
Dude, it looks amazing.
(LAUGHS) Yeah! Yeah.
Adam Junior's the murderer? Why would he do that?
You know what? Dealer's choice.
Does Adam Yates live here?
You're a fucking nerd
Shit.
You choose it, you dooze it.
I mean...
Dude, where the fuck are we going?
Listen. You can't go with me, okay?
He got the jump on me.
How did you do that?
You're a fucking virus, Lou.
Yeah, it's a smart car.