Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And, we're back with the Celebrity Choozy Doozy challenge round.
This is different.
Why would that book exist?
We'll solve my stupid murder, which hasn't happened yet.
Well, I'm going to do that. So, first... And then...
Okay, load 'em up!
the name of the cat wrangler.
Wait. So you are the inventor of time travel.
- Is it fun? - Yeah, it's kind of fun.
It's not always the Grammys. Sometimes it's the Grammys.
(SIGHS) He just gets me so mad.
(GASPING)
Shit got bad, Lou.
GARY: This ain't a circus!
All right, fine! The fucking murder thing.
Hey! Jake the Snake!
That's just the plot of that movie National Treasure.
Holy shit!
beside the hot tub time machine.
Nick Webber has a show in 2025. Still got it!
Hey! Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Jessica Williams.
- What the fuck are you doing? - Hang on. Trust me.
when you see something you like, you make your selection,
BOTH: You're my best choice!
Oh, really? Because you seem to have stepped right into my life.
ADAM: You're a nerd You're a nerd...
because of me.
Looks like a Miami IKEA.
Where's my hair? It's where my power lies.
Don't say that!
You, too, buddy.
Nah, I got a thing I gotta do.
Slowly.
It's okay. It's okay. Watch.
Does he have, like, emotional problems?
I like that. I like you.
I'll bet there's a lot of people here tonight
- Fuck you, dude! - Yeah.
Okay, I'm always going to be a loser. I'm not like you guys.
...about what happened at Choozy Doozy...
Oh, God, I'm so good at that!
- Jacob! (GRUNTS) - Let's go!
Yes!
A great room is a great room.
Uncle by marriage!
Come on, Lou, you know he can't help it.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
had a shotgun pointed at my dick
Mad Man is a great show.
Susan, I promise it's not a dick and balls this time.
- Okay. - Yeah?
Nick Webber Nick Webber
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
Where'd it go? Where did it go?
so I don't have to talk to you.
(SINGING) You're a fucking nerd
You know, I bet...
like Andre Agassi or Bruce Willis or something.
I'm strong as fuck.
JACOB: Fuck your fucking wig.
Thanks for holding him down for me!
Make each moment count.
Okay!
(LOU GROANS)
You look like a grown-up Gerber baby.
Kelly, we're soul mates.
Jacob!
I see the cocaine. So what?
I have definitely given a back-alley blowjob.
that you're wearing back here in the studio!
Oh, my God! Fuckin'A! You're Nick Webber, man!
introducing Lou the Violator
Just like I copyrighted that word "Well"..
No?
Ah!
Holy shit. We went 10 years into the future.
I've seen fucking movies, you guys! I've seen movies!
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Knock on something.
MAN: Uh, can we get... I don't, uh...
What are you talking about?
I think I may be Mr. Dorchen.
Whoo!
No, I'd flickered? No, I didn't.
From that shelf down.
(LAUGHING)
News selected. Thank you, Mr. Dorchen.
(CHUCKLING)
My dick is back!
So how did the ultimate party animal get the inspiration
Do it! Do it!
Yeah. See, the thing about that is, it's complicated.
Hey, baby. (SNIFFS)
Mmm-hmm.
How the fuck are you rich?
Yeah!
It turned this worthless piece of dirt into a goldmine.
I didn't know you had company.
Oh, come... Come on!
Wait.
What am I supposed to fucking knock on?
Come on. Let's get a drink.
Instead of linear, think of space-time as being fluid...
No. Okay, fraud is too strong a word.
Just punched him with my fist.
You can call me Uncle Lou now.
that happen to make him a bunch of money. That's it.
- Jacob is my cousin. - No.
- I'm gonna get, like, a billion views! - NICK: Okay.
I think this is a choice,
I have a surprise for you.
Holy shit.
Because life is about number one.
Yeah. You know what?
It's the party. And there's still time!
Some curious news out of the tech sector today.
Just
Dude, is there, like, a stage manager around?
MAN: Apple is going to reinvent the phone.
I'm doing fucking shitty, Gary.
Before that, let's back it up.
You look like Michael Chiklis fucked Big Daddy Warbucks,
JACOB: Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
What the hell does that mean?
How long has he been on heroin?
I'm not the murderer. Come on.
- Lou, Lou. - Lou. Lou!
NICK: Mmm-hmm.
Ooh, the Electric...
- Come on, baby. You got this. - Let him do it.
I got a feeling we'll see him again.
- LOU: Nick. - Yeah, buddy.
(GROANS) God, it hurts so bad.
Plainly, just by virtue of Lou being here alive in 2025
for greater regulation of the industry,
He's got such a big future ahead of him.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay, I get it, man, I get it. I get it. I'm a loser.