Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I WILL.
I WANT TO HEAR EVERYTHING YOU DID AND EVERYTHING YOU ATE.
THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP.
I HOPE SO, BECAUSE WE HAVE A VERY BIG WEEK AHEAD OF US.
YOU'RE PASSING ON THIS.
A SKYDIVER IS GOING TO DROP FROM THE SKY AND LAND RIGHT HERE
Lorelai: OUCH. THAT HAS GOT TO HURT.
BECAUSE MY PARENTS WILL OUTLIVE US.
MY JET LAG AND YOUR LOVE LIFE IS MAKING ME DIZZY.
MM-HMM. YEAH, HE DOES.
WOULDN'T YOU WANT SOMEONE TO KNOW THAT WE WERE IN TURKEY?
OH...YOU KNOW,
THAT'S MY CALL. THAT'S MY CALL.
IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES
SHE'S TAKEN ME HOSTAGE.
MISS PATTY SHOWED ME THE CASTANETS YOU BROUGHT HER.
EVERYTHING YOU BUY HERE HAS A "HELLO, KITTY" ON THE BOTTOM.
WHY WOULDN'T HE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WELL, I WANT TO KNOW.
THAT DATE BACK TO THE 1800s.
WITH THAT BUSH GIRL.
AND THE MAN THERE CAN CARVE ANYTHING YOU WANT.
I'M GONNA GO UNPACK. OH, UNPACK TOMORROW.
BELGIUM.
AND I THOUGHT, "WHAT'S DOING AT THE GILMORE HOUSE?"
AT LEAST TELL ME HE WAS CUTE.
PLUS THEY GO TO THE GYM FOUR TIMES A WEEK?
JUST HAD NOTHING IN HER LIFE
IF WE HAVE TO DRIVE TO HARTFORD AND BACK.
I GUESS HE WENT ON THAT CRUISE, HUH? YEP.
IT JUST ALL HAPPENED SO FAST.
INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL, BY THE WAY --
I ASSUMED YOU WOULD BE THRILLED
THIS LIST ISN'T GETTING ANY SHORTER.
READ.
YOU GOT ALONG AND --
[ GASPS ] YOU REMEMBERED.
IT MAKES EVERY DAY SEEM LIKE A PARTY.
YES.
YOU PLAY ESTHER EVERY YEAR AT THE PURIM CARNIVAL.
HURRY BACK OR WE'LL START WITHOUT YOU.
AND AS A SPECIAL TREAT A LITTLE LATER,
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA DIE ON THAT VAN.
KIRK, LISTEN TO ME.
OF COURSE I KNOW. I HAVE LITTLE CLOTHES --
OKAY, I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT EUROPE.
HEY, IN THE OLD DAYS,
I MARVEL AT THEIR ABILITY TO TURN A SIMPLE MEAL
NO!
AND NOW I'M ABOUT READY TO SLEEP WITH A KENNEDY.
OKAY, LET'S SIT.
IT'S A REALLY BIG DAY.
ARE YOU GONNA NAME HIM LORELAI?
AND PETE SEEMED TO REALLY ENJOY THE TOWER OF LONDON NUTCRACKER
NO TIME FOR FULL SENTENCES. ORDERING!
REALLY? WAS JACKSON WEARING THAT CREEPY BUTTON?
FAKE JAM.
IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU HOME.
TONIGH WILL BE LIKE
OKAY, I'M TAKING A BREAK,
OH, NO!
HERE.
AND WE GOT YOU SOMETHING.
AND I ASKED HIM HOW HIS TRIP WENT.
SO WE JUST GOT THE QUEEN OF HEARTS.