Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

KIRK, LISTEN TO ME.
THIS LIST ISN'T GETTING ANY SHORTER.
TONIGH WILL BE LIKE
WITH THAT BUSH GIRL.
AND NOW I'M ABOUT READY TO SLEEP WITH A KENNEDY.
READ.
IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
[ GASPS ] YOU REMEMBERED.
IT MAKES EVERY DAY SEEM LIKE A PARTY.
THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP.
AND PETE SEEMED TO REALLY ENJOY THE TOWER OF LONDON NUTCRACKER
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WELL, I WANT TO KNOW.
AND THE MAN THERE CAN CARVE ANYTHING YOU WANT.
BELGIUM.
IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU HOME.
SO WE JUST GOT THE QUEEN OF HEARTS.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA DIE ON THAT VAN.
WOULDN'T YOU WANT SOMEONE TO KNOW THAT WE WERE IN TURKEY?
NO!
AND I THOUGHT, "WHAT'S DOING AT THE GILMORE HOUSE?"
I HOPE SO, BECAUSE WE HAVE A VERY BIG WEEK AHEAD OF US.
ARE YOU GONNA NAME HIM LORELAI?
EVERYTHING YOU BUY HERE HAS A "HELLO, KITTY" ON THE BOTTOM.
OKAY, LET'S SIT.
HERE.
YES.
I GUESS HE WENT ON THAT CRUISE, HUH? YEP.
FAKE JAM.
MISS PATTY SHOWED ME THE CASTANETS YOU BROUGHT HER.
INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL, BY THE WAY --
A SKYDIVER IS GOING TO DROP FROM THE SKY AND LAND RIGHT HERE
I WANT TO HEAR EVERYTHING YOU DID AND EVERYTHING YOU ATE.
I WILL.
I ASSUMED YOU WOULD BE THRILLED
OH...YOU KNOW,
OKAY, I'M TAKING A BREAK,
I'M GONNA GO UNPACK. OH, UNPACK TOMORROW.
MY JET LAG AND YOUR LOVE LIFE IS MAKING ME DIZZY.
BECAUSE MY PARENTS WILL OUTLIVE US.
IT JUST ALL HAPPENED SO FAST.
NO TIME FOR FULL SENTENCES. ORDERING!
IT'S A REALLY BIG DAY.
HEY, IN THE OLD DAYS,
AND WE GOT YOU SOMETHING.
OH, NO!
Lorelai: OUCH. THAT HAS GOT TO HURT.
YOU'RE PASSING ON THIS.
THAT'S MY CALL. THAT'S MY CALL.
OKAY, I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT EUROPE.
I MARVEL AT THEIR ABILITY TO TURN A SIMPLE MEAL
SHE'S TAKEN ME HOSTAGE.
THAT DATE BACK TO THE 1800s.
WHY WOULDN'T HE?
REALLY? WAS JACKSON WEARING THAT CREEPY BUTTON?
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES
AND I ASKED HIM HOW HIS TRIP WENT.
PLUS THEY GO TO THE GYM FOUR TIMES A WEEK?
IF WE HAVE TO DRIVE TO HARTFORD AND BACK.
YOU GOT ALONG AND --
MM-HMM. YEAH, HE DOES.
AT LEAST TELL ME HE WAS CUTE.
HURRY BACK OR WE'LL START WITHOUT YOU.
YOU PLAY ESTHER EVERY YEAR AT THE PURIM CARNIVAL.
JUST HAD NOTHING IN HER LIFE
AND AS A SPECIAL TREAT A LITTLE LATER,
OF COURSE I KNOW. I HAVE LITTLE CLOTHES --