Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I MARVEL AT THEIR ABILITY TO TURN A SIMPLE MEAL
MISS PATTY SHOWED ME THE CASTANETS YOU BROUGHT HER.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES
HURRY BACK OR WE'LL START WITHOUT YOU.
THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP.
WHY WOULDN'T HE?
HEY, IN THE OLD DAYS,
OKAY, LET'S SIT.
IT'S A REALLY BIG DAY.
REALLY? WAS JACKSON WEARING THAT CREEPY BUTTON?
I WILL.
AND I ASKED HIM HOW HIS TRIP WENT.
EVERYTHING YOU BUY HERE HAS A "HELLO, KITTY" ON THE BOTTOM.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I WANT TO HEAR EVERYTHING YOU DID AND EVERYTHING YOU ATE.
YOU GOT ALONG AND --
IF WE HAVE TO DRIVE TO HARTFORD AND BACK.
AND PETE SEEMED TO REALLY ENJOY THE TOWER OF LONDON NUTCRACKER
AND WE GOT YOU SOMETHING.
BELGIUM.
OH, NO!
AND I THOUGHT, "WHAT'S DOING AT THE GILMORE HOUSE?"
WITH THAT BUSH GIRL.
HERE.
AT LEAST TELL ME HE WAS CUTE.
IT JUST ALL HAPPENED SO FAST.
IT MAKES EVERY DAY SEEM LIKE A PARTY.
WELL, I WANT TO KNOW.
FAKE JAM.
IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU HOME.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA DIE ON THAT VAN.
READ.
OKAY, I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT EUROPE.
SO WE JUST GOT THE QUEEN OF HEARTS.
I ASSUMED YOU WOULD BE THRILLED
ARE YOU GONNA NAME HIM LORELAI?
OF COURSE I KNOW. I HAVE LITTLE CLOTHES --
MM-HMM. YEAH, HE DOES.
YOU'RE PASSING ON THIS.
BECAUSE MY PARENTS WILL OUTLIVE US.
KIRK, LISTEN TO ME.
OH...YOU KNOW,
THIS LIST ISN'T GETTING ANY SHORTER.
YOU PLAY ESTHER EVERY YEAR AT THE PURIM CARNIVAL.
TONIGH WILL BE LIKE
PLUS THEY GO TO THE GYM FOUR TIMES A WEEK?
JUST HAD NOTHING IN HER LIFE
A SKYDIVER IS GOING TO DROP FROM THE SKY AND LAND RIGHT HERE
THAT'S MY CALL. THAT'S MY CALL.
I'M GONNA GO UNPACK. OH, UNPACK TOMORROW.
WOULDN'T YOU WANT SOMEONE TO KNOW THAT WE WERE IN TURKEY?
YES.
NO!
NO TIME FOR FULL SENTENCES. ORDERING!
AND AS A SPECIAL TREAT A LITTLE LATER,
[ GASPS ] YOU REMEMBERED.
MY JET LAG AND YOUR LOVE LIFE IS MAKING ME DIZZY.
AND THE MAN THERE CAN CARVE ANYTHING YOU WANT.
AND NOW I'M ABOUT READY TO SLEEP WITH A KENNEDY.
INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL, BY THE WAY --
IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
SHE'S TAKEN ME HOSTAGE.
THAT DATE BACK TO THE 1800s.
I GUESS HE WENT ON THAT CRUISE, HUH? YEP.
Lorelai: OUCH. THAT HAS GOT TO HURT.
OKAY, I'M TAKING A BREAK,
I HOPE SO, BECAUSE WE HAVE A VERY BIG WEEK AHEAD OF US.