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REALLY -- JUST BEAUTIFUL.
REALITY HAS ABSOLUTELY NO PLACE IN OUR WORLD.
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
WHAT?
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
WHAT QUESTIONS?
JIM MORRISON SAYS HELLO.
AND REALIZED WE'D LOST OUR MINDS.
THAT'S HOW MUCH TIME I HAD.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPELL-CHECK
IT'S NICE TO MIX IT UP ONCE IN A WHILE.
AND SHE'S PREGNANT.
THIS IS ABOUT ME AND ME NOT SHOWING UP.
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
FINE. OKAY.
LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY CANDY!
Babette: I'M MAKING COCOA!
SHE'S NOT GONNA HURT YOUR FEELINGS BY ASKING TO LEAVE.
AND I AM SORRY.
I'LL BE FINE.
HIS FAMILY'S BEEN DOING IT FOR OVER 150 YEARS.
WE WERE ONLY IN LONDON FOR TWO DAYS.
YOU PUT A GIANT WINDOW IN MY WALL.
I'VE BEEN SITTING IN MY LIVING ROOM WITH A NUT,
ANYHOW, SOCHELLE HAD NOTHING --
YOU NEVER GO ANYWHERE.
BUT SHE'LL BE HERE NEXT WEEKEND.
BUT EVERY TIME I BRING IT UP, YOU SPAZ OUT.
WHAT? DID YOU PROPOSE?
YOU'VE GOT RORY LOCKED IN HERE WITH THE MAMBO KINGS,
THE GUYS WOULD PACE BACK AND FORTH IN THE WAITING ROOM
NO, NEXT SATURDAY. NO, TH SATURDAY.
MIDNIGHT BUFFETS, BY THE WAY,
I DO, BUT I CAN'T THIS TIME. I'M SORRY.
[ GASPS ] HELLO. HI, NICE TO SEE YOU.
EVERYTHING WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
SHE SAYS SHE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
TO HELP US CELEBRATE OUR GRAND OPENING.
YES, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A SPECIAL DESSERT --
MY PRESENT?
YEP.
MOM! I'M NOT GOING.
AND THEN WE HIT THE MALL.
AND EVERY WEEK FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES,
BECAUSE U2 OWNS IT, AND BONO HANGS OUT THERE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK -- BISCOTTI MOMENT?
WHAT'S THAT? "YOUR CAT SMELLS."
I'M YOUR AUNTIE LORELAI, AND THIS IS YOUR AUNTIE RORY.
OKAY. NOW, HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
OF YALE UNIVERSITY.
SOCHELLE WAS BORN BY THE SEA,
T-THIS IS...BIG.
CHINESE. WHAT?
THAT'S AN ODDLY LIBERATING FEELING.
RORY, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BALLROOM-DANCING COMPETITION?
I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW.
JACKSON, SERIOUSLY, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW?
I HAVE TO GO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO, BUT I DO.
I MEAN, I HATE PICASSO, BUT I LOVE T-SHIRTS.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO WALK PAST THAT STUPID GRAND OPENING.
IT'S A BIG DAY.
HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN LUKE LATELY? BRIEFLY.
WHY?
AND WE HIT THREE OF THE CRAPPIER MOVIES THAT ARE OUT.
WAS AN ILLITERATE ORPHAN -- SOCHELLE.
UM...NO.
OH! WAS IT WARM? I READ IT WAS WARM.
PERFECT -- HERE'S THE CHEESE.
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU.
DON'T COME TO DINNER. IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.
SOMEWHERE AROUND 4:00 IN THE MORNING,
ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT SON OF THEIRS SQUATTED HERE
OKAY.
YOU KNOW THEY REHEARSE EVERY NIGHT,
OH, YOU OKAY, HON?
OH, YES -- VERY BON.
DINNER IS SERVED, MRS. GILMORE.
[ SCOFFS ]