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AND I AM SORRY.
ANYHOW, SOCHELLE HAD NOTHING --
DINNER IS SERVED, MRS. GILMORE.
WAS AN ILLITERATE ORPHAN -- SOCHELLE.
OF YALE UNIVERSITY.
SOCHELLE WAS BORN BY THE SEA,
YOU KNOW THEY REHEARSE EVERY NIGHT,
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT SON OF THEIRS SQUATTED HERE
BUT SHE'LL BE HERE NEXT WEEKEND.
THIS IS ABOUT ME AND ME NOT SHOWING UP.
OH, YES -- VERY BON.
RORY, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BALLROOM-DANCING COMPETITION?
DON'T COME TO DINNER. IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.
THAT'S HOW MUCH TIME I HAD.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO WALK PAST THAT STUPID GRAND OPENING.
AND WE HIT THREE OF THE CRAPPIER MOVIES THAT ARE OUT.
[ SCOFFS ]
I DO, BUT I CAN'T THIS TIME. I'M SORRY.
PERFECT -- HERE'S THE CHEESE.
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
YOU NEVER GO ANYWHERE.
CHINESE. WHAT?
YEP.
THE GUYS WOULD PACE BACK AND FORTH IN THE WAITING ROOM
WHAT? DID YOU PROPOSE?
I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPELL-CHECK
SHE SAYS SHE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
EVERYTHING WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
I'VE BEEN SITTING IN MY LIVING ROOM WITH A NUT,
THAT'S AN ODDLY LIBERATING FEELING.
IT'S A BIG DAY.
AND SHE'S PREGNANT.
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU.
HIS FAMILY'S BEEN DOING IT FOR OVER 150 YEARS.
SHE'S NOT GONNA HURT YOUR FEELINGS BY ASKING TO LEAVE.
AND REALIZED WE'D LOST OUR MINDS.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
WHAT'S THAT? "YOUR CAT SMELLS."
REALLY -- JUST BEAUTIFUL.
MOM! I'M NOT GOING.
JACKSON, SERIOUSLY, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW?
OKAY.
WHAT QUESTIONS?
OH! WAS IT WARM? I READ IT WAS WARM.
REALITY HAS ABSOLUTELY NO PLACE IN OUR WORLD.
JIM MORRISON SAYS HELLO.
TO HELP US CELEBRATE OUR GRAND OPENING.
MY PRESENT?
I'LL BE FINE.
Babette: I'M MAKING COCOA!
YES, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A SPECIAL DESSERT --
BECAUSE U2 OWNS IT, AND BONO HANGS OUT THERE.
WE WERE ONLY IN LONDON FOR TWO DAYS.
OKAY. NOW, HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
BUT EVERY TIME I BRING IT UP, YOU SPAZ OUT.
I MEAN, I HATE PICASSO, BUT I LOVE T-SHIRTS.
IT'S NICE TO MIX IT UP ONCE IN A WHILE.
[ GASPS ] HELLO. HI, NICE TO SEE YOU.
T-THIS IS...BIG.
AND EVERY WEEK FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES,
NO, NEXT SATURDAY. NO, TH SATURDAY.
MIDNIGHT BUFFETS, BY THE WAY,
HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN LUKE LATELY? BRIEFLY.
YOU PUT A GIANT WINDOW IN MY WALL.
I'M YOUR AUNTIE LORELAI, AND THIS IS YOUR AUNTIE RORY.
WHY?
YOU'VE GOT RORY LOCKED IN HERE WITH THE MAMBO KINGS,
AND THEN WE HIT THE MALL.
OH, YOU OKAY, HON?
LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY CANDY!
WHAT DO YOU THINK -- BISCOTTI MOMENT?
SOMEWHERE AROUND 4:00 IN THE MORNING,
FINE. OKAY.
WHAT?
UM...NO.
I HAVE TO GO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO, BUT I DO.