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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU.
IT'S A BIG DAY.
I'M YOUR AUNTIE LORELAI, AND THIS IS YOUR AUNTIE RORY.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO WALK PAST THAT STUPID GRAND OPENING.
JIM MORRISON SAYS HELLO.
UM...NO.
YES, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A SPECIAL DESSERT --
OH, YOU OKAY, HON?
WHY?
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
WAS AN ILLITERATE ORPHAN -- SOCHELLE.
IT'S NICE TO MIX IT UP ONCE IN A WHILE.
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
HIS FAMILY'S BEEN DOING IT FOR OVER 150 YEARS.
THAT'S AN ODDLY LIBERATING FEELING.
OKAY. NOW, HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
YOU PUT A GIANT WINDOW IN MY WALL.
PERFECT -- HERE'S THE CHEESE.
I DO, BUT I CAN'T THIS TIME. I'M SORRY.
YOU NEVER GO ANYWHERE.
FINE. OKAY.
THE GUYS WOULD PACE BACK AND FORTH IN THE WAITING ROOM
WHAT? DID YOU PROPOSE?
THAT'S HOW MUCH TIME I HAD.
SOCHELLE WAS BORN BY THE SEA,
I MEAN, I HATE PICASSO, BUT I LOVE T-SHIRTS.
YOU'VE GOT RORY LOCKED IN HERE WITH THE MAMBO KINGS,
TO HELP US CELEBRATE OUR GRAND OPENING.
I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW.
REALITY HAS ABSOLUTELY NO PLACE IN OUR WORLD.
BUT SHE'LL BE HERE NEXT WEEKEND.
THIS IS ABOUT ME AND ME NOT SHOWING UP.
AND EVERY WEEK FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES,
OKAY.
YOU KNOW THEY REHEARSE EVERY NIGHT,
[ GASPS ] HELLO. HI, NICE TO SEE YOU.
YEP.
BUT EVERY TIME I BRING IT UP, YOU SPAZ OUT.
SHE SAYS SHE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
OF YALE UNIVERSITY.
EVERYTHING WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
JACKSON, SERIOUSLY, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW?
WHAT QUESTIONS?
AND I AM SORRY.
I HAVE TO GO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO, BUT I DO.
I'VE BEEN SITTING IN MY LIVING ROOM WITH A NUT,
MOM! I'M NOT GOING.
OH, YES -- VERY BON.
[ SCOFFS ]
WHAT'S THAT? "YOUR CAT SMELLS."
ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT SON OF THEIRS SQUATTED HERE
MY PRESENT?
OH! WAS IT WARM? I READ IT WAS WARM.
DON'T COME TO DINNER. IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.
Babette: I'M MAKING COCOA!
AND SHE'S PREGNANT.
RORY, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BALLROOM-DANCING COMPETITION?
AND REALIZED WE'D LOST OUR MINDS.
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
BECAUSE U2 OWNS IT, AND BONO HANGS OUT THERE.
ANYHOW, SOCHELLE HAD NOTHING --
SHE'S NOT GONNA HURT YOUR FEELINGS BY ASKING TO LEAVE.
MIDNIGHT BUFFETS, BY THE WAY,
CHINESE. WHAT?
DINNER IS SERVED, MRS. GILMORE.
REALLY -- JUST BEAUTIFUL.
T-THIS IS...BIG.
WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU THINK -- BISCOTTI MOMENT?
SOMEWHERE AROUND 4:00 IN THE MORNING,
WE WERE ONLY IN LONDON FOR TWO DAYS.
NO, NEXT SATURDAY. NO, TH SATURDAY.
I'LL BE FINE.
LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY CANDY!
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPELL-CHECK
AND THEN WE HIT THE MALL.
HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN LUKE LATELY? BRIEFLY.
AND WE HIT THREE OF THE CRAPPIER MOVIES THAT ARE OUT.