Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IS BECAUSE TAYLOR NEVER ASKED ME.
OH, MY GOD.
UH-HUH. AND ILLITERATE.
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE?
AND LET'S STICK WITH THE "MY MOM TOUCHED THE POPE" ANECDOTE.
I COULDN'T! YOU WOULDN'T!
MAYBE TAYLOR WON'T NOTICE ME.
LIKE GO TO DRAMA SCHOOL
AND I BROUGHT IT ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE, UH --
SO WHEN YOU GIRLS DIDN'T SHOW UP, WE PANICKED.
HOW LONG DOES A FREAKING VAN RIDE TAKE?
I DO NOT HAVE TO GO EVER IF I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.
OKAY, BELGIUM'S DONE, LISBON'S CALLING ME BACK,
YOU KNOW, NOT BAD -- JUST A LITTLE SPACY.
THE THIRD LEPRECHAUN AT THE ST. PATTY'S DAY FESTIVAL.
OH, GYPSY.
SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE YOUR HOMECOMING.
AT TIMES LIKE THESE?
THIS SUCKS! THIS TOTALLY SUCKS!
I MEAN I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW.
YEAH. I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON YOUR FOOD.
GINGER, HAND ME A SPOON.
YES, IT WILL.
THIS ISN'T FAIR. YOU HAVE MORE "I CAN'T BELIEVES" THAN I DO.
SHE WON'T LET ME LEAVE EVER.
ACTUALLY, WE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SEE THE GUNDERSONS.
COME ON.
I CAN'T DO THAT.
BISCOTTI?
NO, WE FORGOT LUKE.
EASY ON THE NUTS. EASY ON THE NUTS.
YES. OKAY, GOOD.
A GIANT WINDOW RIGHT HERE!
OH, I HAVE A WONDERFUL IDEA.
BUT YOU'RE SO WEIRD ABOUT WHAT KIND OF PENS YOU LIKE.
SO WHAT? WHY IS THAT FUNNY?
A SKYDIVER WHO ISN'T TOO BUSY TO COME PLAY WITH YOU
RORY, WOULD YOU GO ASK GERTA IF SHE WOULD MAKE ME SOME TEA?
THAN OUR TRAIN RIDE FROM PARIS TO PRAGUE,
WHAT ABOUT GRANDPA?
TAYLOR, DON'T TAKE IT LIKE THIS.
NOW, THE REASON I AM NOT THE ICE CREAM QUEEN
THEN SHE WILL GET TWO CHERRIES,
YOU KNOW, I HEARD YOU GOT BACK FROM YOUR TRIP.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
THAT IT JUST KIND OF SLIPPED OUR MINDS.
AND TO HELL WITH THE EXTRA 25-CENT CHARGE.
HEY, SO, UH... I HAVE TO GO GET RORY.
I WOULD TAKE THE STATIONERY STORE,
EXACTLY AS IT SHOULD BE.
CANCEL ON GRANDMA? YES, CANCEL ON GRANDMA.
BUT SHE'LL BE HERE NEXT WEEK, AND SHE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
ALL RIGHT, GERTA.
LET'S HOLD OFF ON THE FRIVOLOUS SHOPPING UNTIL TOMORROW.
TO BRING BACK TWO OF THE WORST HOURS OF MY CHILDHOOD.
OH, MY. IT'S LOVELY, RORY.
BECAUSE HE'D HAVE TO PACK AND LEAVE,
HAPPY TO BE HERE.
AND HE NEVER SHOWED.
THERE'S THIS ENDLESS SUPPLY OF FOOD AND DRINK.
EVERYTHING'S GONNA GET GROSS.
BEFORE SHE ENTERS THE IVY-COVERED, HALLOWED HALLS
AND WE WERE THROWN IN SOME TURKISH PRISON,
HEY, GRANDMA.
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?
SO?
YOUR BED FEELS GOOD.
Rory: OH, WATCH THIS. THIS PART'S REALLY GOOD.
AND A QUICK SOFIA DYING.