Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHAT ABOUT GRANDPA?

UH-HUH. AND ILLITERATE.

THE THIRD LEPRECHAUN AT THE ST. PATTY'S DAY FESTIVAL.

ALL RIGHT, GERTA.

RORY, WOULD YOU GO ASK GERTA IF SHE WOULD MAKE ME SOME TEA?

AND HE NEVER SHOWED.

I COULDN'T! YOU WOULDN'T!

BECAUSE HE'D HAVE TO PACK AND LEAVE,

YOU KNOW, I HEARD YOU GOT BACK FROM YOUR TRIP.

BUT SHE'LL BE HERE NEXT WEEK, AND SHE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

YOUR BED FEELS GOOD.

I MEAN I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW.

THIS ISN'T FAIR. YOU HAVE MORE "I CAN'T BELIEVES" THAN I DO.

EASY ON THE NUTS. EASY ON THE NUTS.

AND A QUICK SOFIA DYING.

THERE'S THIS ENDLESS SUPPLY OF FOOD AND DRINK.

YEAH. I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON YOUR FOOD.

ACTUALLY, WE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SEE THE GUNDERSONS.

YOU KNOW, NOT BAD -- JUST A LITTLE SPACY.

A GIANT WINDOW RIGHT HERE!

THAT IT JUST KIND OF SLIPPED OUR MINDS.

CANCEL ON GRANDMA? YES, CANCEL ON GRANDMA.

EXACTLY AS IT SHOULD BE.

AND WE WERE THROWN IN SOME TURKISH PRISON,

HAPPY TO BE HERE.

NO, WE FORGOT LUKE.

OKAY, BELGIUM'S DONE, LISBON'S CALLING ME BACK,

BEFORE SHE ENTERS THE IVY-COVERED, HALLOWED HALLS

NOW, THE REASON I AM NOT THE ICE CREAM QUEEN

YES. OKAY, GOOD.

SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE YOUR HOMECOMING.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE?

LET'S HOLD OFF ON THE FRIVOLOUS SHOPPING UNTIL TOMORROW.

OH, I HAVE A WONDERFUL IDEA.

LIKE GO TO DRAMA SCHOOL

HEY, SO, UH... I HAVE TO GO GET RORY.

SO WHEN YOU GIRLS DIDN'T SHOW UP, WE PANICKED.

I WOULD TAKE THE STATIONERY STORE,

A SKYDIVER WHO ISN'T TOO BUSY TO COME PLAY WITH YOU

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?

I DO NOT HAVE TO GO EVER IF I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.

OH, MY. IT'S LOVELY, RORY.

BUT YOU'RE SO WEIRD ABOUT WHAT KIND OF PENS YOU LIKE.

AND I BROUGHT IT ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE, UH --

MAYBE TAYLOR WON'T NOTICE ME.

TO BRING BACK TWO OF THE WORST HOURS OF MY CHILDHOOD.

I CAN'T DO THAT.

TAYLOR, DON'T TAKE IT LIKE THIS.

SHE WON'T LET ME LEAVE EVER.

THAN OUR TRAIN RIDE FROM PARIS TO PRAGUE,

THEN SHE WILL GET TWO CHERRIES,

GINGER, HAND ME A SPOON.

THIS SUCKS! THIS TOTALLY SUCKS!

IS BECAUSE TAYLOR NEVER ASKED ME.

HOW LONG DOES A FREAKING VAN RIDE TAKE?

EVERYTHING'S GONNA GET GROSS.

SO WHAT? WHY IS THAT FUNNY?

AT TIMES LIKE THESE?

AND LET'S STICK WITH THE "MY MOM TOUCHED THE POPE" ANECDOTE.

AND TO HELL WITH THE EXTRA 25-CENT CHARGE.

Rory: OH, WATCH THIS. THIS PART'S REALLY GOOD.

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