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THEY REALLY START TO MIX IT UP IN '88.
RORY, WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER PIECE OF CHICKEN?
WILL BE HERE SOON.
THIS IS JUST --
NO, NOTHING FOR ME, MOM, THANKS.
TIRESOME PEOPLE.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
WE STILL HAVE BALLOONS AND MUSIC,
YOU WOULD LOVE IT.
OH, YEAH? YES.
THERE'S MORE.
WHAT'S UP?
I THOUGHT MAYBE WE'D HAVE A CHEESE PLATE
AND WE HAD THAT GROUP OF FRENCH BOYS SINGING "SK8R BOY"
ALL RIGHT, THEN, AFTER DESSERT,
WELL, I GUESS WE SHOULD GO IN AND EAT.
JEEZ. YOU THINK YOU GO TO A FANCY SCHOOL LIKE YALE,
SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
FROM NOW ON, WHEN WE GO OUT OF TOWN, NO PRESENTS FOR ANYONE.
NO, I UNDERSTAND.
IF I HAD DONE IT IN MY 20s OR TEENS,
PLUS THEY HAVE CLASSES,
SHE SAID YES. YOU PROPOSED, AND SHE SAID YES.
SOME WITHOUT PAJAMAS.
DO YOU WANT ANYTHING TO EAT? I'VE GOT QUICHE.
WE STILL NEED TO HIT THE BEAUTY SUPPLY,
THE HARDWARE STORE, STATIONERY STORE...
THE DAY HE GOT BACK, JACKSON AND I WENT INTO THE DINER,
THANKS A LOT!
AND EAT MY FREE ICE CREAM AND TAKE MY FREE BALLOON
WHERE?
YOU -- YOU GOT MARRIED?
WHERE WOULD WE GET TOTE BAGS?
AND HE'S BEING COMPLETELY STUBBORN.
IS HIS NEW BUSINESS GOING WELL?
NOT ONE SHOELACE FATALITY ON MY WATCH.
AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT GETTING ANYTHING.
YEAH. I'M JUST A LITTLE SLEEPY.
YES, WELL, I THINK IT ADDS AN AUTHENTIC TOUCH.
HE WAS NOT BAD FOR A HASH DEALER.
WHAT DATE?
YOU THINK HE AND NICOLE HAD A FIGHT OR SOMETHING?
OH, I SWEAR TO GOD!
LIKE A COLD-MEDICINE BUZZ?
NICE, SYMMETRICAL BALLS THERE, JOSHUA.
OKAY. FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD STAY FAR AWAY FROM THAT ONE --
ADDS A LEVEL OF COMMITMENT THAT THE OTHER ACTS JUST LACK.
I KNOW. KEEPING TABS ON ME?
GIVE LANE A HUG FOR ME.
YOU JUST PUT MY PICTURE ON A FLIER AND STUCK IT UP.
[ CRYING ]
I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT. THAT'S WHY I WAS BUSY.
I-I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING YET!
I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE.
AND YOU'LL BE FINE.
YOU HAVE LUGGAGE?
TOMORROW WE GET AN EARLY START,
I'D RATHER NOT.
I DON'T THINK YOU'D ENJOY IT. OH, NO, I'M SURE I WOULD.
NOTRE DAME, THE ROMAN BATHS, ST. PETER'S BASILICA.
YOU'VE ALREADY MISSED THE BEGINNING. I BET YOU CAN CATCH ME UP.
NOW, IF SOFIA COULD JUST DIE DURING A FOX-TROT,
LET'S GET GOING -- GET THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE.
DO I STILL GET THE JAM?
NOW, ORIGINALLY,
[ GASPS ] OHH! IT'S A BOY.
OR HAVE ONE OF THOSE HIGH-CLASS NAKED PARTIES
AND, UM... AND DAD WENT TO BED.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH THE THREE "GODFATHERS"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I DON'T HAVE TO GO?
[ CHUCKLES ]
FROM THE EARLY '80s.
THEN DENMARK WAS JUST, "WHOO!"
PICK UP WHAT? SOMETHING.
I don't have to go
YES, UH-HUH, BABETTE DELL --
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I WONDER IF HE ACTUALLY WENT.
MM-MMM. STILL GOOD.
HEY, WELL, THIN THE HERD."
THAT VAN RIDE FELT LONGER
THAT HORSE IS DEAD. PUT THE STICK DOWN.
HEY, SOOKIE!
AND WE RAN INTO THIS GROUP OF GIRLS
BUT NOTHING WAS GOOD ENOUGH.
SHE JUST COULDN'T FIND TIME IN HER BUSY QUEEN SCHEDULE
WELL, HOW WAS THE FIRST EUROPEAN EXCURSION?
THIS IS IRAN IN '79, AND YOU ARE JIMMY CARTER.
BASED ON YOUR PAST PARTICIPATION RECORD.
FOOD -- ORDER IT. GO!