Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SO TONIGHT I THOUGHT WE'D BE EUROPEAN.

EVERY WOMAN WHO'S EVER PURCHASED $75 WORTH OF CLINIQUE PRODUCTS

I HAVE ALREADY RENTED A CAPE AND A CROWN.

YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE BASIC STRUCTURE OF THIS PLACE

WE KEPT PUTTING IT OFF AND PUTTING IT OFF.

SEE YOUR FANCY ART GALLERIES, HIT THE STRAND, PIZZA AT JOHN'S,

WELL, I COULDN'T VERY WELL ASK YOU

YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE HEAD PILGRIM GIRL

I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU

NOW, I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO SEE QUITE A DIFFERENCE

PATTY HEARST HAD A SHORTER INCARCERATION.

FLIRTING WITH A GUY IN A POM-POM HAT AND A SKIRT

EVERYTHING OKAY?

TONIGHT WILL BE LIKR

I'LL TAKE THE BEAUTY SUPPLY AND YOU TAKE THE STATIONERY STORE,

DID SHE SAY YES?

WE GOT A LITTLE MESSED UP ON THE PRESENTS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WEREN'T GONNA LET ME OPEN THE MAIL.

CORKY'S ACTUALLY WRITING A MUSICAL

WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER? LUKE.

YOU SAID "LITTLE," AND NOW I KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE LITTLE.

OH. THE GUNDERSONS. RIGHT.

PRONE TO BREAKOUTS IF THE CREAM IS TOO HEAVY?

OH, HE WENT TO BED HOURS AGO.

THAT'S WHY SHE DIDN'T COME. SHE HAD TO RUN ERRANDS.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T HAVE TO GO.

WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW, AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

SO, WHAT DID THE ULTRASOUND SAY -- BOY OR GIRL?

HEY, I WONDER IF LUKE AND NICOLE ACTUALLY WENT ON THAT CRUISE.

WHAT? IT'S THE PERFECT GIFT FOR LUKE --

I'M CLOSING A LITTLE EARLY TODAY.

SO YOU'RE MARRIED? YOU'RE LEGALLY MARRIED?

SO, RORY, TELL ME, HOW WERE THE GUNDERSONS?

WELL, I -- YOU DID GO TO ZURICH, DIDN'T YOU?

I WOULD HAVE BEEN NAIVE ENOUGH TO THINK

I WAS JUST WALKING BY WHEN I --

BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, KIDS, SHE WAS JUST TOO BUSY.

Tonight Be Like HELLO BOYS

JACUZZI-TUB JUNIOR SUITE IN HELL.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THAT THIRD EXCEDRIN PM LAST NIGHT.

WE CANNOT GO INTO LUKE'S EMPTY-HANDED.

HE WORKS HARD, THAT ONE -- ALWAYS COOKING,

WELL, I WROTE THE DATE DOWN WRONG.

IT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN YOU KICKED RIGHT OUT.

LORELAI HAD CHORES TO DO TONIGHT.

I WROTE IT DOWN BEFORE WE LEFT, AND I WROTE IT DOWN WRONG.

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

IT WAS PERFECT.

IF THE STARS HOLLOW ICE CREAM QUEEN WANTS TWO CHERRIES,

MOM -- HANG ON. I'M NOT DONE.

BY SUNDAY NIGHT, I WAS A COMPLETE BASKET CASE.

HEY, I'M LOOKING FOR A GOOD DAYTIME CREAM

NO. WE HAVE A "GODFATHER" NIGHT TO SALVAGE.

WHO WERE HEADING TO IRELAND TO STAKE OUT THE CLARENCE HOTEL.

"OH, REALLY? SHE WAS KIDNAPPED?

BUT TODAY'S THURSDAY. THAT MEANS WE...

ISN'T THAT NICE? I SUPPOSE.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A WEEK. WELL, WE DON'T.

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

BUT THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH --

WELL, WHO DID YOU LOOK UP WHEN YOU WENT TO EUROPE?

AS YOU WISH, MY DEAR.

NOPE. DOES THAT BUG YOU?

AND WE ONLY HAVE ABOUT 10,000 OTHER THINGS TO DO.

YOU ARE? WELL, THAT SOUNDS FUN.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WANT MORE COFFEE?

YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU.

YOU KNOW, A SINGLE MAN OF A CERTAIN AGE WHO LIVES ALONE?