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YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE HEAD PILGRIM GIRL

SO YOU'RE MARRIED? YOU'RE LEGALLY MARRIED?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WANT MORE COFFEE?

NOW, I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO SEE QUITE A DIFFERENCE

FLIRTING WITH A GUY IN A POM-POM HAT AND A SKIRT

WELL, WHO DID YOU LOOK UP WHEN YOU WENT TO EUROPE?

JACUZZI-TUB JUNIOR SUITE IN HELL.

IF THE STARS HOLLOW ICE CREAM QUEEN WANTS TWO CHERRIES,

WELL, I WROTE THE DATE DOWN WRONG.

I WOULD HAVE BEEN NAIVE ENOUGH TO THINK

WELL, I -- YOU DID GO TO ZURICH, DIDN'T YOU?

I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU

NOPE. DOES THAT BUG YOU?

WE GOT A LITTLE MESSED UP ON THE PRESENTS.

ISN'T THAT NICE? I SUPPOSE.

WE CANNOT GO INTO LUKE'S EMPTY-HANDED.

HEY, I'M LOOKING FOR A GOOD DAYTIME CREAM

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A WEEK. WELL, WE DON'T.

I'LL TAKE THE BEAUTY SUPPLY AND YOU TAKE THE STATIONERY STORE,

IT WAS PERFECT.

IT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN YOU KICKED RIGHT OUT.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THAT THIRD EXCEDRIN PM LAST NIGHT.

BUT THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH --

YOU KNOW, A SINGLE MAN OF A CERTAIN AGE WHO LIVES ALONE?

TONIGHT WILL BE LIKR

AND WE ONLY HAVE ABOUT 10,000 OTHER THINGS TO DO.

SO, RORY, TELL ME, HOW WERE THE GUNDERSONS?

WHAT? IT'S THE PERFECT GIFT FOR LUKE --

YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T HAVE TO GO.

BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, KIDS, SHE WAS JUST TOO BUSY.

DID SHE SAY YES?

I WROTE IT DOWN BEFORE WE LEFT, AND I WROTE IT DOWN WRONG.

YOU SAID "LITTLE," AND NOW I KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE LITTLE.

THAT'S WHY SHE DIDN'T COME. SHE HAD TO RUN ERRANDS.

YOU ARE? WELL, THAT SOUNDS FUN.

BY SUNDAY NIGHT, I WAS A COMPLETE BASKET CASE.

BUT TODAY'S THURSDAY. THAT MEANS WE...

SO TONIGHT I THOUGHT WE'D BE EUROPEAN.

"OH, REALLY? SHE WAS KIDNAPPED?

I HAVE ALREADY RENTED A CAPE AND A CROWN.

MOM -- HANG ON. I'M NOT DONE.

CORKY'S ACTUALLY WRITING A MUSICAL

SEE YOUR FANCY ART GALLERIES, HIT THE STRAND, PIZZA AT JOHN'S,

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WEREN'T GONNA LET ME OPEN THE MAIL.

PRONE TO BREAKOUTS IF THE CREAM IS TOO HEAVY?

WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER? LUKE.

WE KEPT PUTTING IT OFF AND PUTTING IT OFF.

EVERY WOMAN WHO'S EVER PURCHASED $75 WORTH OF CLINIQUE PRODUCTS

SO, WHAT DID THE ULTRASOUND SAY -- BOY OR GIRL?

WHO WERE HEADING TO IRELAND TO STAKE OUT THE CLARENCE HOTEL.

YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE BASIC STRUCTURE OF THIS PLACE

I WAS JUST WALKING BY WHEN I --

NO. WE HAVE A "GODFATHER" NIGHT TO SALVAGE.

HE WORKS HARD, THAT ONE -- ALWAYS COOKING,

EVERYTHING OKAY?

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

LORELAI HAD CHORES TO DO TONIGHT.

OH. THE GUNDERSONS. RIGHT.

PATTY HEARST HAD A SHORTER INCARCERATION.

WELL, I COULDN'T VERY WELL ASK YOU

HEY, I WONDER IF LUKE AND NICOLE ACTUALLY WENT ON THAT CRUISE.

AS YOU WISH, MY DEAR.

OH, HE WENT TO BED HOURS AGO.

Tonight Be Like HELLO BOYS

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW, AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

I'M CLOSING A LITTLE EARLY TODAY.