Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

FINE FANCY JAM FROM FRANCE.
HOW DOES THAT SOUND, BON?
NOT REALLY. I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A CRUISE.
SO THEN WE JUMPED ON A TRAIN AND HEADED TO IRELAND --
TO COME PLAY WITH ALL OF YOU HERE TODAY.
YOU MAN THE TICKET BOOTH ON GROUNDHOG DAY.
I AM GONNA KILL YOU!
MAYBE WE'RE GETTING SOFT IN OUR OLD AGE.
MOM?
ONE CHERRY,
LISTEN, CALM DOWN. WE JUST NEED TO REVISE OUR PLAN.
I LOVE FAKE JAM.
WE GOT MARRIED.
WE DON'T HAVE TOTE BAGS.
WE FOUND THIS AMAZING PIPE STORE IN COPENHAGEN,
IT IS SO EXCITING, AND THE COSTUMES ARE BEAUTIFUL.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
EVERYTHING'S ALREADY GROSS.
FINE. JUST CONSIDER YOURSELF PASSED.
SHE'S MAKING COCOA 'CAUSE YOU GAVE HER AN ITINERARY.
COOL, HUH?
[ GASPS ]
SMILING AND WAVING.
YOU WERE AT A CAFE, YOU MET A GUY, HE WAS SWEET-TALKING YOU,
AND THEIR SON, CORKY JR.,
VERY GOOD.
WHAT?! I SAID NOTHING ABOUT THE SEX.
AT THE FOOD DRIVE TABLE.
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
YES, WE DID.
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HEY. MOM, HI!
GO! 20 MINUTES.
AND ANDREW SHOWED ME THE T-SHIRT FROM THE PICASSO MUSEUM.
POUVEZ-VOUS ATTACHER VOS CHAUSSURES?
WELL, IT WAS GETTING LATE.
EXCEPT THIS BURNING DESIRE TO BE THE WORLD'S GREATEST JAMSTRESS,
DO WE LIKE THIS MANY PEOPLE?
ME NEITHER. [ GIGGLES ]
NO. OH, NO!
SHE'S HAVING A FIT.
MOREY, THEY'RE FINE!
IN VARIOUS STATES OF CLEANLINESS HAVE SLEPT ON,
IT'S A BOY.
WE DO NOT GO TO EUROPE
THAT WOULD BE PERFECT.
"I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE SEX OF MY BABY."
REALLY?
NOW WE'RE THE QUIRKY BACKPACK LADIES.
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
TAYLOR IS JUST MESSING WITH YOUR MIND.
Morey: OKAY!
SCOOP TOWARD YOU, ROLLING SMOOTHLY.
WHAT? I DON'T KNOW.
YOUR MAJESTY COME TO CHECK ON YOUR LITTLE KINGDOM.
YOU BROUGHT HIM.
WHEN YOU WERE TRAIPSING ALL OVER EUROPE, NOW, COULD I?
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT THERE, I'M GONNA GET ALL THE CREDIT.
AND THEN PRESENT YOUR SUNDAE WITH A TAYLOR TIP.
LISTEN, SINCE WE SLEPT ON THE PLANE,
BUT MOM SAID THE EIFFEL TOWER WAS FANCIER.
WELL, PRAY THEY MATCH MY BLUE SUIT?
UM, SURE, GRANDMA.
WE'RE BACK!
OH, NO!
WE'RE GONNA GO TO DINNER NEXT WEEK
YEP, I'M LIVING PROOF.
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
OKAY, BUT COME QUICKLY, BECAUSE SHE'S GOT A LOT OF TAPES,
OKAY -- THE NEXT DAY WE HIT NEW YORK,
IN THE HOPES THAT THAT MAGICALLY GOES AWAY.
WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME? I WOULD TELL YOU.
AND SECOND, I HAVE TO COME GET YOU.
COME OVER HERE.
I THINK WE SHOULD BAIL ON FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER.
I LIKE THIS WEEK.
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
I GOT IT FROM SOOKIE'S HOUSE. NO.
HELLO, RORY.
OH, PLEASE, YOU ARE NOT.
BERLIN HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT,
SCHEDULE, PLEASE.
WHAT?
AT TAYLOR'S OLD-FASHIONED SODA SHOPPE AND CANDY STORE.
DID YOU SEE A BULLFIGHT?
AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
I'M SORRY.
YEAH, HE'S FINALLY LOST IT.
HEY, I ALWAYS DEFENDED YOU.
OH, SEE THAT MOVE?
HMM.
TAYLOR, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME
NOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED,
IT'S A BUH? WHAT'S A BUH?