Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

INTO A 3- OR 4-HOUR EVENT.
WE'LL START WITH PATTY, WORK OUR WAY CLOCKWISE AROUND THE TOWN,
AND DID NOTHING BUT EAT SODA CRACKERS AND FUNKY CHEESE,
YOU GAVE HER AN ITINERARY?
BISCOTTI NIGHT. NO, NOT BISCOTTI NIGHT.
WELL, SURE. YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO ME.
LOOK AT THIS PLACE! LOOK AT YOU.
SO, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME.
OH, MAN, SMELL THIS. WHAT?
MOM TOUCHED THE POPE.
I WILL BE BACK IN THAT RIDICULOUS PILGRIM OUTFIT
SHALL WE GO INTO THE LIVING ROOM?
I MEAN, WE FORGOT TO BRING SOMETHING BACK FOR LUKE.
I DO NOT HAVE TO GO TO DINNER.
I'M GONNA GO GIVE LANE HER GIFT.
THESE AND MANY OTHER FLAVORS AWAIT YOUR TONGUES
AND NOW WE'RE WATCHING TAPED BALLROOM-DANCING COMPETITIONS
YOU'RE KEEPING HER FROM ME ON PURPOSE.
WOW. TWO CORKYS IN ONE SHOW.
HEY, I'M GONNA LIKE IT WHEN IT COMES OUT.
I TELL YOU, THEY BETTER HAVE GIVEN YOU A FIRST-CLASS WELCOME,
YEAH.
THIS IS THE BEST GIFT I COULD POSSIBLY GIVE YOU.
I MUST ADMIT, I WAS A LITTLE JEALOUS.
"HELLO, KIDS. I'M THE ICE CREAM QUEEN."
WHAT? THIS IS STARS HOLLOW.
THE ITINERARY THAT RORY GAVE YOU?
SHE'S SPENDING TIME WITH ME,
YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HUNKER DOWN IN THAT DEN WE NEVER USE,
AND IT WOULD BE A CRIME IF, WHEN SHE GOT OLDER,
CONSULATES? HOW MANY CONSULATES?
I'M SORRY I'M A LITTLE LATE.
WHAT?!
AND SHE ONLY MAKES THREE BOTTLES OF THAT STUFF A YEAR,
WAS STEVEN SPIELBERG THERE?
YOU DO KNOW THEY SUPPLY YOU WITH A MATTRESS AT THE DORM.
HONEY, DID YOU GET YOUR SILLY PENS?
DO NOT GET COMFORTABLE.
THEY'VE JUST UPGRADED YOU TO A QUEEN-SIZE BED,
I'LL TAKE THAT, GERTA.
SO, HOW WAS IT? WAS IT WONDERFUL?
SO, WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER TONIGHT?
IN MY OWN DEFENSE,
SHE'S NOT BEING HELD HOSTAGE. I RESENT THAT.
MOREY, I'M GOING IN!
I GUESS YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS A TREAT TONIGHT.
AS IN "SOCHELLE" CRAB? YES, EXACTLY.
OH, SOOKIE, YOU'RE HAVING A BOY.
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? I CAN'T LEAVE.
EXCUSE ME, TAYLOR.
ERRANDS, ACTUALLY.
AND WE'LL DO "GODFATHER I"
WELL... LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
AH, THERE YOU ARE. HELLO.
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN WITH YOU AND NICOLE?
RORY! HOW LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
OH-HO-HO. OH, MY GOD.
YOU NEVER WRITE THE DATE DOWN WRONG.
NO, WE'RE FINE.
MUCH TOO RICH FOR HER.
DON'T GIVE HIM THE JAM.
I THINK IT'S GOOD I DID THIS HOSTEL THING IN MY 30s,
SHE'S NOT A 4-YEAR-OLD.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
THERE REALLY WASN'T TIME.