Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, do I have to take this from shitty Sam Elliott over here, or what?
I'm not, actually.
I got to go find something to eat.
- Get the elevator! - [shouting]
You tell me the killer is back in a text?
Like the new Halloween, Saw,
a tragic story ended.
You're the star.
No.
as they are still collecting evidence.
and then finally we'll see those mid-60s returning next week.
Eventually.
[groans]
I've decided to temporarily assist you in your investigation.
Fuck you!
But why didn't you come to me back then?
Not really.
What about Deputy Dewey here? Maybe he's the killer.
[Sam] I'm begging you. Please don't hurt her.
Listen, if you want to make me feel worse
- Hey. - Wait. Sam, Sam, Sam!
Fans are torn on the terminology.
I'm good, really good.
What are you doing here?
With Randy as our uncle, though,
yeah.
[sighs]
I'm missing a show I like.
[sirens wailing]
- So many fun memories. - It's "Sheriff" Hicks.
and possibly hook up with Frances.
Maybe it's because you're a selfish bitch
[Sheriff] Yes.
She does.
where your dad and Stu killed everyone.
Who?
Are you gonna be all right?
Sam!
I say accept who you are, let's get out there, find out who's doing this,
I'm saving your life.
I think it's in my room.
- [thud] - [gasps]
Fuck this bar, man.
Question two: Who played the dumb bitch in the beginning of Stab 1
I'm not gonna come out! You're shooting everything!
- Okay, I'll be right outside. - Thank you.
Get the fuck out!
- You were on the air. - How do you know?
- Who was the killer in Stab 1? - [sobbing]
Not that I want to sound like a stereotypical jock
My mom doesn't want to cause a panic.
- [scoffs] - Okay, yes.
I'm just trying to protect my family.
Luan Loud watch your tone
[bartender] You kids too! Let's go!
- Oh, my God... Tara! - Wait, no, Sam.
And I'm what in this scenario?
What?
No. But it will be.
[bullet ricochets]
A little bit now... yeah.
And every decade or so, some idiot gets the bright idea
you could never be like him.
Go!
You might actually be the most derivative one of all.
- Are you good? - [Sam] Mm-hmm.
Help!
It's so nice to meet you. I'm so sorry if I'm intruding.
Hi.
[Sam] Why are you doing this?
and I thought it could be cool to find out how she and Dad got together.
Weathers. I'm Gale Weathers. Excuse me.
He's been stalking my Instagram the last couple weeks,
Oh. There's two of you. Again.
What?
So, not to put too fine a point on it,
[chuckles]
So I ran.
[grunts]
No time.
[gurgles]
["True Love" playing on speakers]
- You did what? - It seemed like something
He died in this Christmas.
Pepper spray, check. Taser, check.
Luan Loud Is that you
and this whole elaborate monologue is just to cover your tracks.
Luan Loud prefer animated films and musicals.
- [Sam] No! - [Tara screams]
[Randy on TV] And number three:
Sorry about that.
even if the story shouldn't have been ongoing in the first place.
What?
I'm a really big fan.
[sobs]
[elevator dings]
[car horn blares]
Oh. Why don't you just Postmates it?
[sighs]
- Mindy. - That's a lot of blood, Sam.
But it wouldn't work with just you, Sam.
[Charlie] Hmm. Sounds kind of boring to me.
I mean, I think we should.
- That's for you. - [scoffs]
Deputy Vinson knows what he's doing. You'll be safe.
...the killer's motive is always connected to something in the past.
[continues ringing]
[Ghostface grunts]
she was in love with this other guy...
[Ghostface] Can't get him on the phone, can you?
No. No.
[whispers] I know. It's okay.
[Ghostface] Hello, Sidney!
He wants me to accept his Find My Fam request.
You're gone for five years...
- [Sam] Yeah. - [Richie] Yeah.
Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances,
[chuckles] What?
- Richie... - We're gonna help them!