Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The police aren't gonna help.

We'll sit down at the station,

Sorry. That's my boyfriend, Richie.

[Wes] She said it was someone

but supported by and related to legacy characters.

where they're trying to rip your head off.

Sam, what are you talking about?

[Wes] She's alive, but in bad shape.

You love art and TV and movies.

I'm just trying to get a run in before I take the girls to school.

[Wes] Uh, Tara... was attacked.

["Red Right Hand" playing on stereo]

[Chad] But then why immediately go and murder

[cell phone ringing]

Luan Loud what are you doing

At a sleepover when I was, like, 12.

Luan Loud now we can all go

That shit doesn't work.

I prefer animated films and musicals.

That is a completely valid emotional response to have.

but, according to requel rules...

- A text? - Ow.

They don't fucking understand that these movies are important to people.

[cell phone ringing]

[cell phone rings]

Are you being safe out there, honey?

[Ghostface] Do you think I made it inside your house

[groans, grunts]

Fuck you, Amber. Fuck you!

Nice to see you, Deputy Hicks.

So what is she like, the sister?

You know exactly where I am and I know exactly where you are.

I met Richie on the Stab subreddit.

Luan Loud I hate you

- Weren't you two, um... - Yeah.

Luan Loud you all came back with an axe in the face

You know what eventually happens to the expert?

[beeping quickens]

but then why kill that random Vince guy?

- You okay? - Yeah.

Because that cut deep.

Fuck you, Mindy.

because Mom got pregnant with me in high school,

that one must abide by to successfully survive a horror movie.

So I found these old diaries.

There are two killers in the original Stab.

Come on, Netflix. Let's go.

Luan Loud gaaaahhhh god

You're the villain.

Do you want to, uh, come with me?

Five minutes. That's all I'm asking.

it's happening again.

This time the fans are gonna be the ones who win.

Enjoy that torch.

For not telling you sooner.

and shoving this diary in her face,

You see, no one has made a great Stab movie since the first one.

Luan Loud Watch your mouth

How are you doing?

and distract myself from the looming specter of Death.

Stab movie trivia, three rounds.

Luan Loud groans

[stammers] Why aren't you in uniform?

And now they're here, which makes this place a huge murder target, so...

[grunts, screams]

This is Sheriff Hicks.

Those are the rules.

I'm here because I was worried about you.

[ringing continues]

Luan Loud have a terrible dream

Luan Loud enjoy you're stupid show

Saving your life, thank you.

[Ghostface] Ever seen the movie Psycho?

[ringing stops]

Can I ask you one question though?

It is Gale Weathers, you motherfucker!

I'm going to the hospital. You guys coming?

[conversation continues on TV]

It always, always goes back to the original!

I just got to stay and figure it out.

It's Sidney Prescott!

Well, he's dead.

Yes today Luan Loud

You go on 4chan and Dreadit,

Yeah, kind of hard since you shot me in the leg.

Because our movie has fucking stakes!

Not just in the middle, Sam.

I hope you're okay.

Well, it's elevated horror.

Who makes a movie they think disrespects it.

He never hurt anyone.

- [chuckles] - Watch out, Jamie.

Come on, man, turn around!