Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Go shower. I'll be back soon. - Okay.

- [Sam] Please don't hurt him. - Tell you what. You can choose.

and I just found out my dad isn't my dad.

She didn't like me very much.

What does she say about me?

I'll have gutted your baby boy.

Maybe Sam's changed.

Sam started acting out, getting in trouble with the cops.

[Richie] You really should've listened to Dewey.

- [gasps] - Jesus!

The... The chick from TV!

doesn't mean he should have a gun.

You know, it's scary but with complex emotional and thematic underpinnings.

And you can stalk me like a jealous boyfriend.

I'm sure she's asking everybody. I mean, Ghostface is back.

[Dewey] I'm fine, you know me.

"It Was a Pleasure Sharing" ...by Synchronized, Happy Watching!

I was scared that I would turn out just like him.

Get the fuck out

Coming up after our local weather,

The police are on their way, asshole!

- [phone ringing] - [gasps, breathes heavily]

What's our next move?

[Richie] Back up. Back up.

Sam, please get in the car so we never have to see these people again.

that have left Woodsboro reeling.

Three attacks so far. One dead.

I think that's a great idea.

- [door opens, closes] - [whispers] Holy shit.

What the fuck, Mindy? Jesus!

- Come on. - [groans]

Okay, yeah. Fuck. What's the goddamn address?

It has to do with it.

but you are not a coward.

Sweetie, you're not the hero.

Luan Loud make this delivery

[monitor beeping]

I had to get you to come back here somehow, didn't I?

No, she's my next call.

Put your hands up! Show me your hands!

what Woodsboro native was introduced

[Charlie] Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock, ticktock...

I can be in that room in 15 seconds.

- Come on, hurry up. - [Tara] Oh!

She's all ready for transportation.

[automated voice] All systems disarmed.

[Richie shouts] Stop...

Fucking psycho.

[Amber screams]

A great deal, yeah.

That checks out. Anyway, it sucked balls.

really wanted to be the one to kill you.

Don't be an idiot, Dewey.

Mom used to keep those boxes up in the attic?

What? I want to be prepared.

Oh, Stab is on Netflix.

[phone beeping]

Come on, man, turn around! Turn around! Dude!

You don't have to check on me all the time. I'm not breakable.

- You want to do the honors? - This one's yours.

Samantha, let's step outside.

I think... Think I'm ready.

- No legacy characters at all. - [Sam] Richie.

Yeah, he's way more fun in the movies.

[Charlie] In the first Stab movie,

[Pacey on TV] He's got you.

- I thought I was protecting you. - Protecting me from what?

That's never gonna happen again.

Real Stab movies are meta slasher whodunits, full stop.

[Richie] Hi. Uh...

You know how they always say it goes back to the original?

No matter what you hear or what you see on the news,

All you have to do is say, "Kill Richie."

You only say that because she let you

[sighs] ...who's next?

[Charlie] Yeah, but she says you love scary movies

I mean, are you okay? Where are you?

He died a year ago...

You should get the fuck out.

[Sidney] It's good to hear your voice.

Oh. Sorry to hear that.

Why wouldn't you tell me that then?

- Richie... - Shh, shh...

[Richie] He killed the sheriff? You can do that?

Please, it's not my fault. I'm just a dumb kid.

That's a terrible reason for me to talk to you.

Her parents aren't home.

You got stabbed a billion times,

cash-in, run-of-the-mill sequel.

who can't even make a decision to save the life of someone you love.

Well, she told me the other day, she wonders...

- [ring tone plays] - You're not fooling anyone.

I don't blame you for that.

The last time it happened was in 2011.

No one cares about the shitty inferior sequels, Wes.

Okay, yeah, I was listening at the door.

He attacked Tara to lure me back here.

[Wes] It's probably better if you just come here.

Should you even be up and around?

[Mindy] Mmm, motive.

- [Tara whimpers] - You want a warmup question?

Me at church listening to the gospel

...at a bodega, already a quintessentially New York...

Of course I came.