Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not today Luan Loud

Sam, I was so scared.

This isn't fucking funny, Amber.

Give me one good reason why I should talk to you.

[scoffs] I think it's pretty clear who the killer is at this point.

So the first three attacks are all on people related to the original killers.

No, no, it's...

It's a small town, and your mom's a drunk!

...how do you know I'm not the killer?

[breathes heavily]

He didn't know.

[Charlie] Oh, okay. Well...

Watch everything get worse.

[Charlie] "The chick from TV" is not gonna cut it, Tara.

Me at church listening to the gospel

- [banging on door] - [whimpers]

Luan Loud don't wave the air

Oh, my God, at least take some sort of weapon.

he was played by Luke Wilson, and I got you, asshole!

Benny Stein have crush on Luan Loud

is supposed to be empowering these days.

Now for the final question:

but the safest option is to be down here

- I'm... - I know who you are.

Here's the original.

I'm just telling you, arm up, okay?

Would you like to play a game...

Tonight, a new chapter came to a close.

That Mindy girl wasn't kidding.

I'm Charlie. She's got my number.

I put a tracker on her car.

How do I know you're anywhere near him?

how well do you really know her?

[beeping continues]

[Sidney] Too far.

There's no Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees.

[Richie] Gale Weathers.

Luan Loud Sobbing

How's the wife?

You want to fuck with me, asshole?

Get out of here or I'm calling the cops.

Since they asked me to.

[Chad] Wait. The creep you hooked up with last summer?

by an assailant wearing a Ghostface costume,

I didn't know him well, but...

A second victim, as yet unnamed,

- Are the doors locked? - Yeah, we should check.

pissed on their childhoods.

I don't need your pity, Gale.

You sound exactly like she describes you.

We know you have a crush on Tara.

Sam! Where you going?

[scoffs] To the point that all my friends mock me, yes.

Luan Loud not a fun pit

Luan Loud I still prefer lots of peas

- That about cover it? - Nailed it, baby.

The one the Knives Out guy directed?

Honestly, Sid, who gives a shit?

[Wes] She's gonna be okay, Sam. We'll see you soon.

Keep pouring, Wheeler. Thank you.

there's something I have to tell you.

I made my choices. So did you.

Only it wasn't romantic.

- [squelches] - [crying]

Especially not in the last couple years.

You did all this just to make me the hero

- Yeah. Super-solid alibi, bro. - So where were you?

Sounds a lot like Halloween.

Hmm. Tara says she fought back hard.

Define "things."

- Let's go, bitch! - [grunts]

But no matter what you or the killer or anyone says,

Isn't that a little fancy pants?

Is this because you two aren't having sex yet?

and the doctor said it went well.

Oh, my God. He's making a requel!

[new anchor] Thanks so much for that, Kevin.

Terminator, Jurassic Park, Ghostbusters...

You shouldn't be here.

Like we've been so far?

For two whole months!

Should we go back?

[caller] Uh, yeah, well, um...

Oh, I know this one, you fuck.

Good. That's good.

[automated voice] All systems armed.

- [Richie] I've actually never seen Stab. - You've never seen Stab?

How you feeling?

I don't care who you're talking to.

And I found these old diaries that she kept from high school.

We just want to ask you a few questions.

Before we dive in, I want to tell you a little story

[phone buzzing]