Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We go talk to an expert.

Is that you, pretty boy? Huh?

What are you gonna do now, huh?

Luan Loud I'm sorry about Dewey

- [door slams open] - Fuck!

- [plastic cup clatters] - Thank you for leaving the cup.

you be safe, okay?

[pedestrian] Whoa.

Let's get 'em into the kitchen.

You are my boner pills

The nerve of that girl, right?

You're not the reason Dad left.

Luan Loud turn that off

I think I'll keep him.

that means you're in danger.

[cell phone ringing]

He killed your friend, he killed ours.

[scoffs] Fuck this.

I used to babysit them all.

Mom was dating Dad, but...

...bangs again, stage an intervention.

Luan Loud Put Your Hair Down

Oh, uh... I can't,

[woman] We love you, buddy!

Ask me in a few days.

Which means whoever this is will keep coming for you.

Good luck getting it up now.

What, just like the original?

The bait? The helpless victim?

[Ghostface] Really? You can't save your own sister?

[beeping continues]

Luan Loud this is sheriff stein

And you should have asked me to come with you.

[cell phone ringing]

Does your sister have a close-knit group of friends?

Careful, they always come back.

Probably time to introduce him to Hobbs and Shaw.

The fans won't stand for it.

- Stu Macher's sister. - Who's Stu Macher?

which was very fun.

An unknown number of fatalities, several injuries,

Just call it Stab 8. It's fucking Stab 8.

I even had you convinced it could be your sister.

Luan Loud got a chance left

and I got distant and weird with you.

- What's a Mary Sue? - You really don't want to know.

Joey and Pacey, check the front door. Jen and Cliff, get flashlights...

- How did you know? - About your father?

are canceled tomorrow due to public safety concerns.

and he got her pregnant.

[Charlie] You live in Woodsboro and you don't know Stab?

How long have you known him?

Luan Loud I don't want a coke

- Come on. It's just a movie. - No, it's not.

What’s Your Favorite Type of Fruit?

where you want to yell at the characters to be smart

There are always two killers.

Luan Loud is an outhouse

It's all yours, bitch!

Oh, it gets all smooshy by the time it's here.

- Time to go! - Why?

So I go find Mom in her bedroom, and I'm screaming at her

Never answer the...

For this? Never.

[Ghostface] Why not?

I'd like to read that story.

[tires screech]

Every time I get attacked,

What nobody ever does in these situations.

until I couldn't take it anymore and I left town.

[TV announcer] Live from Studio 1-A in Rockefeller Plaza...

- I stopped to get a bacon... - [knocking on door]

Oh, this is Richie, my boyfriend.

Get the Fuck out

[Wes whistling]

but I'll meet you guys there.

How are you feeling?

Are you fucking stupid?

Who wrote the original book

every drug that I could get my hands on

- Yeah. Yeah. - Okay.

I remember you too...

on Ghostface's signature new weapon.

[ringing continues]

We're not looking for an interview.

- You're fucking lying. - No.

I'm just trying to help.

And then I get stabbed and you want to come back

But I guess being a sexually available woman

She called me earlier.

It wasn't that hard for me to fuck you, either.

- I started all of this. - No, you didn't.

[Sheriff] I've got a body outside a bar on Main,

Fuck you. Shit ass poop. Shut up. Shut up. Go to your fucking room and shut up.

fuck, even Star Wars!

Sounds about right.

This is that part, Richie.

- He's a good kid. - Is he, now?

you were in trouble.

Uh, obviously, but that's not Stab.

Luan Loud don't need a balloon

All right, everyone!

Oh, Princess Hannah

Like now. You want to go upstairs?

[Sam] Sorry to bother you, Mr. Riley!

I mean, Jordan Peele fucking rules.

Luan Loud didn't get the sauce recipe

[Sam] Maybe you're right.

- No. - [siren wailing]

If I hadn't have written that book about your mother,

Fuck. Fuck. [panting]

[booing, murmuring]

Sidney's in every movie but the last one.

Richie, listen to me. He killed two more people.

[Charlie laughs]

[Sam] What? What? Tera!

And where were you when all this happened?

[car approaching]