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Tom.
Ooh!
Hi, best friend! You know I'm not.
And the skin, perfection.
Even though she has shown up at exactly the same time
Fifthly, and I'm sorry, normally people just go to three, I went to five…
-So, uh… Death? -War.
Thanks, Clarky.
-Using me as a conduit. -[Amily scoffs]
As Tom the Baptist, I decree them sacred. So say we all.
Yeah. Hey.
and she texted me a sea of useless, frightened emojis.
♪ But as sure as God Made both black and white ♪
Wow. This is really serious.
And you were true.
It could be the gas company and they're coming to turn off your gas.
Sometimes I'm like, "I can't believe my heart's still beating."
I have mine on. Does that help or hurt?
-♪ Tell 'em that God's gonna come down ♪ -♪ Run on for a long time ♪
Say hello from me!
Weren't you wondering where I've been?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
But we follow the teachings of Muhammad. Peace be upon him. All right?
you have humiliated yourself in battle.
[Tom] What?
-No. No, I haven't. Not yet, Pop. -Chicken's the clincher.
And he screamed and cried like a baby the whole time.
No, I said yes.
It's at least cock-adjacent, Tom.
Fourthly,
Death.
So how's this gonna go? [chuckles]
-[snorts] -Earthquake.
-Oof. -Pungent?