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Jews, Muslims, Christians. Same God.
[all gasp]
-Yes. -Got it. Got it.
I am very disappointed in you, son.
So you guys are LARPers?
And one good thing did happen. God saved your dad.
we would really appreciate it.
I don't know what the next steps are.
-[Clark] Mom. -No way.
About lying to the world. That's what.
C'mon, Wendy. You've been there forever!
[whinnies]
Oh! Uh, yeah. No, I-- I just keep thinking that
♪ What's down in the dark Could be brought to the light ♪
Oh my God. That is so… It's like beyond perfect.
That's really funny. man. Look, I've been thinking--
tonight is not a night of celebration.
And I promise you this is the last thing I'm going to say to you from this stall.
Bye, Gene!
Cock… I gotta cock corp… Call corporate. I gotta call corporate. Cock!
You have never spoken to me like that in your entire life.
No wonder Catholics are so cranky.
"Is it contagious," or "It looks infected"?
-Yeah, well -[sighs] I suppose I'm not that spiritual.
adsadas
Hi, Gene! Hi!
-Hey, Jack. -Jesus Christ, Tom.
Thirdly, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are here,
That's true. That is true.
Ooh! Hi, doc! Nice scrubs.
Unbelievable. That skin.
I do not wanna come out in this.
-Green stuff. Here you go. -Thank you. Thank you, uh--
So, it is decided.
-Sorry. What? -Are you okay? You seem distracted.
I wanna see if telepathy's one of my new powers.
-That's my mom, everybody. -[door closes]
So it's not that you're John the Baptist or Tom the Baptist,
-Wow. -Now, please, get the fuck outta here.
She's lying.