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You see, when a female witnesses an exhibition of physical domination...
I'm not strong enough, Leonard. You'll have to do it.
- Want some more wine? - Yeah.
- Excuse me. - Mm-hm.
The issue remains.
- Can I see your stitches? - Sure.
I suppose I could spare a few minutes.
...your best bet would be to kill all the other men on the planet.
You are not in this relationship.
This is something I long ago came to peace with in my role as the beta male.
The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?
You're sitting in your apartment. It's late. You're alone.
Penny.
- I am really sorry about this. - No...
I was briefly able to see the inside of my sister's guinea pig, Snowball...
Oh, good, I used that right.
- Oh, I don't think you can. - Why not?
- ...by you bursting into tears. - I did not burst into tears.
...is secreting the pheromones associated with ovulation.
Penny.
Look at Leonard's record. Twenty-seven days with Joyce Kim.
She's right. As long as you're vomiting, coitus is contraindicated.
Zucchini bread.
...Dr. Sheldon Cooper for the win.