Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry I'm late, but your companion left the most indecipherable invitation.
- Thank you. - She doesn't mean it. She's just being nice.
A little mishap while I was building my own CAT scanner.
...put it in my pocket, and then got the hell out of there.
Penny.
...then we risk losing the medical officer that our landing party has always needed.
Uh, Lawrence Memorial in Galveston, Texas.
I have a girlfriend. Ha, ha.
...through a time-traveling mailbox at my lake house.
By making constipated moose sounds?
Your hypothalamus is swimming in a soup of estrogen and progesterone...
Really?
What is he doing?
Penny.
Yeah, hang on a sec.
I can't understand why women have such a hard time loving you.
Always nice talking to you, Sheldon.
...and, suddenly, even Leonard seems like a viable sexual candidate.
When I fail to open this and you succeed, it will establish you as the alpha male.