Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So have you and I returned to a social equilibrium?
This is a door knob.
Penny.
Specifically, I need to know exactly what Leonard did that caused you...
What? No. No, that's not right.
It took 20 minutes to go through...
Who's Mike? Why does he get a digital sheep and not you?
...but you can't argue with her results.
Specifically, how would the Civil War have gone differently...
Based on the geometric progression...
You hacked my Facebook account?
Huh.
...can be a precursor to an impromptu invitation to come in and chat.
Gentlemen, I have a question about dating and relationships.
Okay, I'm just teasing you.
The war wound is a time-honored badge of masculinity.
If you were trying to make it impossible to locate you, you couldn't have done better.
Okay. All right. You know what? I'll tell you what happened.
She's sending virtual livestock to random men on the Internet.
In which I believe I'm gaining remarkable fluency.
It led to an interesting expression in our house:
She just updated her Facebook status.
I'm sorry, you tried to build your own CAT scanner?
- May I come in? - No.