Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One of my earrings.
To help. Look, if you fail at this relationship...
Would it work if I just punched you in the face?
- Give me one good reason why not. - Because this is not Star Trek.
You've destroyed this relationship.
Ha!
Can you open this for me?
It's a shame it won't scar.
She stuck a needle into my hand.
What are you doing?
Tell me what you see here.
- Penny, hello. - Hey, Sheldon.
Hey, how's my big crybaby?
- You're kidding. - No.
You had a little cheese dip, you farted. I thought it was cute.
I am.
Are you insane? Now she's gonna think I'm desperate.
He's got it, and that's not surprising.
You're Kirk. I'm Spock. Wolowitz is Scotty.
Her name is Dr. Stephanie Barnett.
I might have gone with a mattress suture instead...
No.
I have a craving for white asparagus that, apparently, is destined to go unsatisfied.
I didn't cry.