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- I have a bone to pick with you, sir. - Oh!
FYI, I was defrosting a steak in there.
Koothrappali is the guy who always gets killed.
I mean, I assume I'm not driving anywhere tonight.
- Ow, ow! - Oh, my God, are you okay?
Ooh.
What invitation?
Please don't do that.
It's all good. What do you say we get you home, put you to bed?
You don't see it, do you? We're losing her.
You say that now, but consider the following scenario.
Excuse me.
...and there it is, clear as day, right in the guy's chest cavity:
Yeah, I think she's pretty safe.
Now, where it should say "in a relationship," what does it say?
- Do you want some help with that? - No, no, no.
- God's sakes. - Go ahead, it's pre-loosened.
And you wanna know the worst part? You don't understand what you did wrong...
"Stephanie Barnett is in a relationship with Leonard Hofstadter."
...in anything that happens between with me and Stephanie.
No.
- What? What happened? - Radiation burns.
I'm afraid I can't allow that.