Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I guess I could do something like... this.
Holy crap, you're Eric Dane from Marley and Me,
as a group of guys, while wearing backwards baseball caps,
Dad, Family Guy just...
- What? Why? - 'Cause I'm sick of this.
You three are in violation of the Stolen Valor Act,
You made a mockery of our whole family, Glenn.
Made it!
I can see that we got the right skill set for this assignment.
Where'd they get dragons?
That is on a knead-the-dough basis.
We're donating, not buying.
Oh, my God.
I don't want this. Help! Someone, help!
You've gotten so big.
- We got to stop them. - All right, let's just find
You men are accused of violating the Stolen Valor Act,
Go ahead, give it a whirl.
Oh, God!
with what's referred to as a "Leeroy Jenkins"?
- Ooh! - Yeah, yeah.
That's how close the boat is.
- Wow. - Something happened.
I'm doing two Internet things at once.
I fly Southwest to have a classy experience and you've ruined it.
We're over here, painting clever names on boats.
You really saved the day.
Because when you're here...
And I'm proud of my Coast Guard dad.
Twerk like you're Miley Cyrus
- Sweet! - All right!
Well, I'm so proud of my Coast Guard husband.
All right, how about the Coast Guard?
What the hell are you doing? This is a women's bathroom.
- Y-You first. - You first.