Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I'm playing... ♪

No, it's not sweet. It's a joke. This whole thing is a joke!

Quagmire served in the Navy.

Did you hear that? Twerk!

- Let's go! - No, guys.

I'm willing to offer a deal.

thank you for your service.

it's like people are staring at me and whispering.

Are we ready to attack?

Oh, no, we're not. I stole a Jet Ski from a kid.

Well, as a veteran, I get to star in a viral YouTube video

we saw talking and...

And you. You're an actual veteran; you should know better.

You know, guys, if being a veteran is about anything,

I-I have little wings on my feet!

but I can't get fish to do things.

Hey, what's with the "sir" stuff?

We are! And many people will die.

Whoa! It's like I'm high-fiving with Anthony Edwards.

Let's go, let's go!

We got to practice doing funny double-takes

on Marine Corps message boards.

I got to have a FaceTime conversation with my wife

- Great! - Yeah!

but I'm gonna go now.