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Aw, crap, people we know. You know the drill.
"Machine gun" is item 49 of the 160-point inspection.
Arthur Buster Spaces Out
What the hell's that?
Compared to the Navy, the Coast Guard is totally
Guys, you could be veterans, too.
We are! And many people will die.
♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
Excuse me?
This is just the coast guard.
I told you, I'm not Aquaman.
We're all gonna die!
- Wow, he's serious. - He's very serious.
Glenn, if you were half the man I used to be,
Thanks for saving us, Quagmire.
The Waldorf and Statler of every thrift store.
♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
What are we gonna do? We're way outgunned.
of me reuniting with my beloved pet.
Are any of you familiar
From the coastal patrol cutter.
Okay, that's a lot better than we usually do.
USS Nathan James USS Nathan James
Everywhere I go, they open doors for me.
the hydraulic grapple-winch.
All right, let's get to work. Grab your binoculars.
Three more banana daiquiris.
The way people's talking makes me think
The selection here stinks.