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A fitting death for a true coward.
Gavin tried, and he's the strongest one.
[sighs]
-[triumphant music playing] -[Gavin] Ow! Ow! Ow!
[gasps] Todd has the keys!
Hey, someone else has to go reset the doohickey thingy!
I know, I know.
It's too much ham. I can't, Joe, I'm gonna puke.
But the truth is,
Okay, fine! Jesus, you shame bitch.
With my big ol' firehose dick!
She was in I’m not going
And the baby-love lately? [mimics explosion]
Now look at it!
What's that, thunder thighs?
Okay, now fly down.
Why not plow your car into that?
-You're coming with me! -[sighs]
and you cut my fucking dick off. Eat shit, guy.
Everybody dies sometime, kid.
♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪
[sobbing] Take him!
-Holy crud, it's working! -Amazing!
Or how to access the main surge protector?
You don't get it.
Look, he's waving again.
-[Gavin panting] -Hey, Greasy! Hey, Ghostly! Here it is!
-Oh, I missed you so much, baby. -Mwah!
-Oh, really? No doy! -[baby crying]
Obviously. This is basic hormone monster biology, Connie.
-[triumphant music playing] -Let's do this!
No. No, no, no. We're not "good."
[power shutting down]
Just let it go!
You have three dongs, but only one life. And you have Rochelle.
[hysterical] My Suns-mobile! What have you done to my baby?
You know, today put a lot in perspective for me.
Oh, the blood. Yeah, um…
and my clients have insurance claims to fucking reject!
Low-priority documents?
Do you even know where the Department of Energy is?
-[Rochelle] What are you doing? -Helping you! You're welcome.